Lori Craven Hi. Uh, I'm Lori Craven and... I'm an actress.
Betsy Faye Sharon
An actress! Really! How nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.
Played by Elisabeth Shue 
Soapdish (1991) · 17 quotes
Soapdish (1991) · 17 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Soapdish (1991): in 5 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Celeste Talbert (3), Jeffrey Anderson (2), Montana Moorehead (2)
Scenes with Lori Craven
5 scenes Lori Craven 
Of course I can kiss her!
Lori Craven This is ridiculous! I can kiss who I want!
No! You can't! You can't kiss her!
Why because she's your niece?
Lori Craven What?
What are you talking about?
We're her parents! You and I! [sobbing] We're her Mommy and her Daddy.
Lori Craven [bursting into David's office]
We need to talk. Look, I don't care WHAT Tawny Miller says. This hat makes me look like the GOD damned Tweety Bird. [to Montana] Do you mind?
You, you're asking me to leave?
Lori Craven That's right. I'm asking you to leave.
David...
Miss Moorehead, may Miss Craven and I have a moment alone, please?
No problem. I'm a professional. I do things professionally. [storms out] I hate you! I hate you, you pig!
She's got a lot of spirit.
Lori Craven She's a deranged bitch!
I never said I was the best mother in the world. Give me a little credit, will you, credit for being someone who tried... to love you the only way she knew how?
Lori Craven I know that speech.
You do?
Lori Craven Yeah, it was the, uh, the Thanksgiving show, when Maggie meets Bolt's blind nephew.
Lori Craven [Jeffrey is about to prepare the brain transplant]
MOTHER!
Lori Craven [Celeste sits up]
No, I can't let you do this!
Burton White
[off stage]
She spoke?
She spoke!
Sudden speech, the last stages of brain fever! She can blow up any moment!
Lori Craven I can always speak! Mother...
She's MY mother!
MONTANA, SHUT UP!
