[accepting an award]
Ohhh, there's so many people to thank. First of all, my fabulous supporting cast, who gives a new meaning to the word "support"...
Hag!
Montana Moorehead I hate her so much!
Played by Cathy Moriarty 
Soapdish (1991) · 17 quotes
Soapdish (1991) · 17 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Soapdish (1991): in 4 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: David Barnes (3), Celeste Talbert (2), Jeffrey Anderson (2)
Scenes with Montana Moorehead
4 scenes Montana Moorehead 
[bursting into David's office]
We need to talk. Look, I don't care WHAT Tawny Miller says. This hat makes me look like the GOD damned Tweety Bird. [to Montana] Do you mind?
Montana Moorehead You, you're asking me to leave?
That's right. I'm asking you to leave.
Montana Moorehead David...
Miss Moorehead, may Miss Craven and I have a moment alone, please?
Montana Moorehead No problem. I'm a professional. I do things professionally. [storms out] I hate you! I hate you, you pig!
She's got a lot of spirit.
She's a deranged bitch!
Burton White
[off stage]
She spoke?
She spoke!
Montana Moorehead Sudden speech, the last stages of brain fever! She can blow up any moment!
I can always speak! Mother...
Montana Moorehead She's MY mother!
MONTANA, SHUT UP!
Montana Moorehead [as Lori, Celeste, And Jeffrey kiss and make up]
WAIT! Wait! But I'm carrying his child!
I didn't sleep with her! Will somebody please believe me?!
[offstage, delighted]
This is what I meant. This is what I told them to do. This is soap opera!
A second opinion... this is Dr. Frans Blau of the sex change clinic in Bethesda, Maryland.
[German accent]
Thank you. Dr. Randall, after extensive investigations, I've come to the conclusion that it's virtually impossible for you to have impregnated your nurse, Montana Moorehead, because before she came to our little clinic, she was... Milton Moorehead of Syosset, Long Island.
[Rose opens the high school yearbook showing Montana's teenage boy photo] [normal voice]
Hello.
Montana Moorehead [shouts and runs off]
NO! NO! NO!
Are you okay?
