Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988 quotes, page 5

110 quotes · 11 characters
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) poster
Characters
Eddie Valiant Bob Hoskins · 55 quotes
Roger Rabbit Charles Fleischer · 29 quotes
Dolores Joanna Cassidy · 6 quotes
R.K. Maroon Alan Tilvern · 6 quotes
Smart Ass David L. Lander · 6 quotes
Lt. Santino Richard LeParmentier · 4 quotes
Baby Herman Lou Hirsch · 3 quotes
Benny the Cab Charles Fleischer · 3 quotes
Bongo 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Roger Rabbit & Eddie Valiant (13), Eddie Valiant & Judge Doom (9), Eddie Valiant & Jessica Rabbit (8)

Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes

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[Marvin Acme squirts ink from his pen on Eddie's shirt and laughs]

You think that's funny?

Marvin Acme

It's a panic!

[grabs Acme by the lapels]

You won't think it's so funny when I stick that pen up your nose!

Marvin Acme

Calm down son, will ya. Look the stain's gone, it's disappearing ink.

Marvin Acme
[the stain fades away]

No hard feelings, I hope. Listen, I'm--

I know who you are. Marvin Acme, The guy who owns Toontown; the Gag King.

Mickey Mouse
[the Toons gather around Judge Doom's remains]

Gosh! I wonder what he really was?

Bugs Bunny

I'll tell you one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit.

Daffy Duck

Or a duck.

Goofy

Or a dog.

Pinocchio

Or a little wooden boy.

Big Bad Wolf
[Comes out of sheep's clothing]

Or a sheep.

Woody Woodpecker

Or a woodpecker.

Sylvester

Or a pussy cat.

Eddie: Not really. That lame-brain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.
[moves the street line towards a wall, Lena Hyena crashes into the wall] Toons. Gets 'em every time.

(As Eddie "entertains" the weasels)

Hey, Eddie! Keep it up! You're "killing 'em"! You're "slaying 'em"! You're "knocking 'em dead"!

[A weasel tries to frisk Jessica too close to her cleavage, and gets his hand caught in a bear-trap hidden therein]

Nice booby-trap.

[After Smart Ass disagrees with the song lyrics]

No, but this does. [kicks Smart Ass to the dip mixer, killing him]

[After Smart Ass points a gun into him]

You keep talking like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out! [puts soap to Smart Ass's mouth]

[After the Weasels have noisily machine-gunned their way into his office]

Hello, boys. Didn't hear you come in.

[angrily to Eddie]

Dames?! What dames?! Jessica is the only one for me! You will see! We will rise above this pickling peccadillo! We are going to be happy again! You got that?! Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I!

[Eddie is hiding Roger in his pants]

Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?