Smart Ass Search the place, boys, and leave no stone "interned".
Voiced by David L. Lander 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) · 110 quotes
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) · 110 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988): in 6 of its 110 quotes
Most scenes with: Eddie Valiant (3), Roger Rabbit (3), Judge Doom (2)
Scenes with Smart Ass
6 scenes Smart Ass Smart Ass Stop that laughing. You know what happens when you can't stop laughing? One of these days, you're gonna "die" laughing.
Smart Ass Say, Judge. You want we should "disresemble" the place?
No, Sergeant. Disassembling the place won't be necessary. The rabbit is going to come right to me.
[Doom taps "Shave and a Haircut" on counter]
No toon can resist the old Shave-and-a-Haircut trick.
...
Shave, and a haircut...
Smart Ass Don't make us play rough, Valiant. We just want the rabbit.
What are we gonna do, Eddie? What are we gonna do, Eddie? What are we gonna do?
What's all this "we" stuff? They just want the rabbit.
(calliope begins playing "The Merry Go Round Broke Down")
Now Roger is his name/And laughter is his game/Come on you dope, untie his rope/And watch him go insane.
I don't think so.
This singing's not my line/It's tough to make a rhyme/If I get stuck, I'm out of luck--
I'm running out of time!
Thanks!
(more pratfalls; weasels start dying of laughter)
Hey, Eddie, keep it up! You're killing 'em! You're slaying 'em! You're knocking 'em dead!
I'm through with taking falls/And bouncing off the walls/Without that gun I'd have some fun/I'd kick you in the-- *gets hit in head with vase*
Nose!
Smart Ass Nose? That don't rhyme with walls!
No, but this does!
(kicks Smart Ass in the groin, sending him flying, screaming, into the Dip Mixer, which then dissolves him)
[After the weasels have searched Eddie and Jessica for the will, but have failed]
Do they have the will or not?
Smart Ass Nah, just a stupid love letter.
No matter. I doubt if that will is going to show up in the next 15 minutes, anyway.
What happens in the next 15 minutes?
Toontown will be legally mine - lock, stock, and barrel.
