C Cameraman
All right. That's it, Jack!
RJ Raoul J. Raoul
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
Baby Herman What the hell was wrong with that take?!
RJ Raoul J. Raoul
Nothing with you, Baby Herman. You were great. You were perfect. You were better than perfect! It's just Roger, he keeps blowing his lines! Roger, what is this?
RJ Raoul J. Raoul
"A tweeting bird?!" Roger, read this script! Look what it says. It says, "Rabbit gets clunked, rabbit sees stars." Not birds, stars! Can we lose the playback, please! You're killing me, killing me!
Baby Herman For crying out loud, Roger! How the hell many times we have to do this damn scene?! Raoul! I'll be in my trailer, takin' a nap! [Walks between a woman's legs]
Baby Herman 'Scuse me, toots.
RJ Raoul J. Raoul
My stomach can't take this. This is a mess, clean this set up! Get him out of there, or seal him up in it. Lose the lights! Say Lunch! That's lunch we're on a half!
P-p-please, Raoul. I can give you stars. Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time.
RJ Raoul J. Raoul
Roger, I've dropped it on your head 23 times already.
I can take it, don't worry about me.
RJ Raoul J. Raoul
I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about the refrigerator.
Baby Herman The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky. Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will. That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the reason he got bumped off.
Has anyone ever seen this will?
Baby Herman Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.
If you think that guy could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.
Baby Herman I just figured since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might wanna help get him out. I can pay ya.
Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!
Baby Herman [Pushes the stroller, knocks a woman over, Baby Herman's cigar falls to the floor]
My stogie! Whaaaa-a-a-a-a-a! Whaaaa-a-a!
[Eddie sees a babysitter, who is lighting a cigar for Baby Herman]
Uh... [runs to them] Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, wait a minute! Hey, hey!
S Sitter
I've been tryin' to make him quit, but he just won't listen to me.
Baby Herman What do you know, you dumb broad? You got the I.Q. of a rattle. You Valiant?
Baby Herman I wanna talk to you about the Acme murder. [to a woman] Hey, psst, doll. Why don't you run downstairs and get me a racin' form? [slaps sitter's butt]
S Sitter
Okay, okay, I'm going! [leaves]
Baby Herman My problem is, I've got a 50-year-old lust and a 3-year-old body.
Baby Herman Look, Valiant. The rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer. I should know. He's a dear friend of mine. I tell you, Valiant, the whole thing world's like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. [hands Valiant a newspaper for August 1947] The paper says Acme left no will. That's a load of succotash. Every toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us Toons. That will is the reason he got bumped off!
Has anybody ever seen this will?
Baby Herman Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.
[turns the baby carriage around]
If you believe that that joker could do anything solid, the gag's on you pal!
Baby Herman I just figured since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might want to help get him out. I can pay ya.
Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes! [angrily pushes the baby carriage forward, and rolls it down the hall]
Baby Herman Hey, no! Valiant, don't! [collides with the sitter, drops his cigar] Oh! My stogie! [looks down at his cigar, starts crying] WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
[Eddie heads into his office, as Baby Herman continues crying.] [looks at the newspaper in his office]
It ain't not my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble. [drinks his whiskey] All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures. [notices the will is Marvin Acme is in the picture, gets out of the magnifying glass to investigate it] The baby was right. The hell with it.
