A character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

R.K. Maroon quotes from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

Alan Tilvern

Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988): in 6 of its 110 quotes
Most scenes with: Eddie Valiant (6)

Scenes with R.K. Maroon

6 scenes
[Eddie gets $50 for a $100 job]

Where's the other fifty?

R.K. Maroon

Let's call the other fifty a "carrot" to finish the job.

You've been hanging around rabbits too long.

R.K. Maroon

How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?

Only that there is no business like it, no business I know.

R.K. Maroon

Yeah. And there's no business more expensive. I'm 25 grand over budget on the latest Baby Herman cartoon. You saw the rabbit blowing his lines. He can't keep his mind on his job. You know why?

One too many refrigerators dropped on his head?

R.K. Maroon

Nah, he's a toon. You can drop anything you want on his head, he'll shake it off. But break his heart, goes to pieces just like you and me.

R.K. Maroon

Kinda jumpy, aren't you, Valiant? It's just Dumbo.

I know who it is.

R.K. Maroon

I got him on loan from Disney. Him and half the cast of Fantasia. the best part is, they work for "peanuts".

[Eddie sneaks up on Maroon]

What's Up, Doc?

R.K. Maroon

Valiant, what are you trying to do, give me a heart attack?

You need a heart, before you can have an attack.

R.K. Maroon

Yeah, yeah. You got the will?

Sure. I got the will. Question is, do you have the way? I can tell you now it ain't gonna come cheap.

R.K. Maroon

What are you going to do to me, Valiant?

I'm going to listen to you spin the Cloverleaf scenario; the story of greed, sex and murder. And the parts that I don't like, I'm going to edit out.

R.K. Maroon

You got it all wrong, I'm a cartoon maker, not a murderer!

Everybody's gotta have a hobby.

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