Lt. Santino Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head.
Played by Richard LeParmentier 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) · 110 quotes
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) · 110 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988): in 4 of its 110 quotes
Most scenes with: Eddie Valiant (3), Judge Doom (2)
Scenes with Lt. Santino
4 scenes Lt. Santino 
What's that?
Lt. Santino Remember how they always thought there wasn't a way to kill a toon? Well, Doom found a way. Turpentine, acetone, benzene. He calls it "The Dip."
I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant. And I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.
Greasy
[laughs]
That's one dead shoe, eh, boss?
They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant. This is how we handle things down in Toontown.
[Eddie is about to pick up the hand buzzer that fell off of Acme's corpse when Judge Doom stops him with his cane]
Is this man removing evidence from the scene of the crime?
Lt. Santino Ah, no, Judge Doom. Valiant here was just picking it up for you. Weren't you, Eddie?
Hand it over.
Sure thing.
I see working for a toon has rubbed off on you.
I wasn't working for a toon. I was working for R.K. Maroon.
Yes, we talked to Mr. Maroon. He said the rabbit became quite agitated when you showed him the pictures. The rabbit swore one way or another he and his wife were going to be happy. Is that true?
Hey, pal. Do I look like a stenographer?
Lt. Santino Shut your yap, Eddie. The man's a judge.
That's all right, Lieutenant. From the smell of him, I'd say it was the booze talking.
Lt. Santino Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme.
And R. K. Maroon and my brother.
Lt. Santino That's what I call one seriously disturbed toon.
