Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988): in 3 of its 110 quotes
Most scenes with: Eddie Valiant (3)
What do you think you're doin', chump?
Who are you calling a chump, chimp?
And don't lemme catch your peepin' face around here again! Got it?!
Got the Password?
Walt sent me.
Wise ass!
What do you think you're doing, chump?
Who are you callin' a chump, chimp?
And don't let me catch your peepin' face around here again! Got it? [closes the door]
OOGA-BOOGA!
Come, my dear, Jessica. Over here. I have everything ready. Right here, on the bed.
Oh, Jessica, you promised.
Oh, all right. But this time, take off that hand buzzer.
You gotta be kidding me.
Patty-cake! Patty-cake! I don't believe it! [heads to bang his head on his desk] Patty-cake! Patty-cake! Is that true?!
Take comfort, son. You're not the first man whose wife played patty cake on him.
I just don't believe it. I won't believe it. I can't believe it. I shan't believe it!
Believe it, kid. I took the pictures myself. She played patty cake.
No... not my Jessica! Not patty cake. This is impossible. I don't believe it. It can't be. It just can't be. Jessica's my wife! It's absolutely impossible! [throws pictures into the air] Jessica's the light of my life, the apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee.
You better start drinking it black, 'cause Acme's taking the cream now.
Hard to believe. Marvin Acme's been my friend and neighbor for 30 years. Who would've thought he was a sugar daddy?
Somebody must have made her do it.
Now drink this, son. It'll make ya feel better.
[Roger takes a shot of the glass of whiskey. He turns a variety of different colors and his eyes bulge. He suddenly shoots into the air and emits a whistling sound so high pitched that it smashes all the glasses, saucers, picture frames and awards since 1923 in the room including the one held by Valiant and the glass awards on the shelves, broken lamp since 1912 and the bottle of beer. As the whistling dies down Roger collapses back into the seat and mutters...]
Son of a bitch. Look, Mr. Maroon, I think my work here is finished. How about that carrot you owe me, huh?
A deal's a deal. [hands Eddie the check]
Thanks.
Roger. I know all this seems pretty painful now. But you'll find someone new. Won't he, Mr. Valiant?
Yeah, sure. A good looking guy like that? [chuckles] The dames'll be breaking his door down.
Dames?! What dames?! [grabs Eddie by the collar] Jessica's the only one for me! You'll see! We'll rise above this pickling peccadillo! We're going to be happy again! You got that? Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I!
Well, at least he took it well.
Oh, Jessica. Please tell me it's not true. P-p-p-please?
