A scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988
Eddie

[Eddie sees a babysitter, who is lighting a cigar for Baby Herman]

Uh... [runs to them] Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, wait a minute! Hey, hey!

Sitter

I've been tryin' to make him quit, but he just won't listen to me.

Baby Herman

What do you know, you dumb broad? You got the I.Q. of a rattle. You Valiant?

Eddie

Yeah.

Baby Herman

I wanna talk to you about the Acme murder. [to a woman] Hey, psst, doll. Why don't you run downstairs and get me a racin' form? [slaps sitter's butt]

Sitter

Okay, okay, I'm going! [leaves]

Eddie

The lady's man, huh?

Baby Herman

My problem is, I've got a 50-year-old lust and a 3-year-old body.

Eddie

Yeah. Must be tough.

Baby Herman

Look, Valiant. The rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer. I should know. He's a dear friend of mine. I tell you, Valiant, the whole thing world's like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. [hands Valiant a newspaper for August 1947] The paper says Acme left no will. That's a load of succotash. Every toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us Toons. That will is the reason he got bumped off!

Eddie

Has anybody ever seen this will?

Baby Herman

Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.

Eddie

[turns the baby carriage around]

If you believe that that joker could do anything solid, the gag's on you pal!

Baby Herman

I just figured since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might want to help get him out. I can pay ya.

Eddie

Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes! [angrily pushes the baby carriage forward, and rolls it down the hall]

Baby Herman

Hey, no! Valiant, don't! [collides with the sitter, drops his cigar] Oh! My stogie! [looks down at his cigar, starts crying] WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Eddie

[Eddie heads into his office, as Baby Herman continues crying.] [looks at the newspaper in his office]

It ain't not my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble. [drinks his whiskey] All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures. [notices the will is Marvin Acme is in the picture, gets out of the magnifying glass to investigate it] The baby was right. The hell with it.

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