It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble. [drinks his whiskey] All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures. [notices the will is Marvin Acme is in the picture, gets out of the magnifying glass to investigate it] The baby was right. The hell with it.
Most scenes together: Roger Rabbit & Eddie Valiant (13), Eddie Valiant & Judge Doom (9), Eddie Valiant & Jessica Rabbit (8)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes
Page 6 of 8I don't know who's toonier, you or Doom.
Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction my goal has been to rein in the insanity, and the only way to do that is to make Toons respect--[lets the glove snap back onto his arm]--the law.
You gotta be kidding me.
{to the weasels] If you don't stop that laughing, you're gonna end up dead, just like your idiot hyena cousins!
Boy, did you see that? Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy. What timing! What finesse! What a genius!
C'mon, Roger. Let's go home. I'll bake ya a carrot cake [Roger chuckles...].
Does this answer your question?
Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning.
I can give you stars, look! (hits himself with a frying pan) Look! (hits himself again) Lo-o-o-o-k! (keeps hitting himself)
I love you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.