I think... I'm gonna faint.
Eddie Valiant
Bob Hoskins · 55 quotes
Roger Rabbit
Charles Fleischer · 29 quotes
Judge Doom
Christopher Lloyd · 24 quotes
Jessica Rabbit
Kathleen Turner · 18 quotes
Dolores
Joanna Cassidy · 6 quotes
R.K. Maroon
Alan Tilvern · 6 quotes
Smart Ass
David L. Lander · 6 quotes
Lt. Santino
Richard LeParmentier · 4 quotes
Baby Herman
Lou Hirsch · 3 quotes
Benny the Cab
Charles Fleischer · 3 quotes
Bongo
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Roger Rabbit & Eddie Valiant (13), Eddie Valiant & Judge Doom (9), Eddie Valiant & Jessica Rabbit (8)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes
Page 7 of 8I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels.
I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant, and I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?
Is there nothing that can permeate your impervious puss? Hey, Eddie! (makes silly noise) Boy, nothing!
Is this man removing evidence from a scene of a crime?
Judge Doom: Surprised? [after Eddie realizes that Doom is a toon]
Look, stars! Ready when you are, Raoul! Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Mr. Valiant? [madly slaps Eddie in the face] I hope you're proud of yourself. And those pictures you took.
My whole purpose in life is to...make...people...laugh!
Nice shirt. Who's your tailor? Quasimodo?
No toon can resist the old "shave and a haircut" trick.
No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
P-p-please, Eddie. You know there's no justice for toons anymore. If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped!