You got hair on your peaches or what?
Most scenes together: Ricky Bobby & Cal Naughton, Jr. (7), Ricky Bobby & Jean Girard (5), Ricky Bobby & Lucius (5)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes
Page 12 of 12You gotta win to get love. I mean, that's just life. Look at...look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin' all those hot dogs in a row. Look at Rue McClanahan. From The Golden Girls. Three people, all great champions, all loved.
You have spilled my macchiato.
You know the sixty-nine, with the head down in that place? [jerks his head to his right] We came up with it.
You look old, Granny, are you gonna die today?
You must decide, "Reecky Booby". Is it foolish pride, or is it greatness for you?
You need to learn to drive with the fear, and there ain't nothin' more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.
You shut up, you little potlicker, I'll put you in a microwave!
You're gonna break us like wild horses, ain't you?
It's Applebee-riffic!
Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em!