Texas Ranger Bobby I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Played by Grayson Russell 
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) · 177 quotes
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) · 177 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006): in 18 of its 177 quotes
Most scenes with: Walker Bobby (5), Reese Bobby (3)
My teacher asked me what the capital of north carolina was and i said washington dc and she said no. your wrong. and i said you've got a lumpy butt. and she got mad and yelled at me and i peed my pants and i never did changed my pee pants all day. i'm still sittin' here in my dirty pee pants..
More lines from Texas Ranger Bobby
10 quotes Texas Ranger Bobby Texas Ranger Bobby Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?
Texas Ranger Bobby Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
Texas Ranger Bobby Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Texas Ranger Bobby Aww Nana, not my prison shank.
Texas Ranger Bobby Anarchy! Anarchy! I don't know what it means but I love it!
Texas Ranger Bobby If it isn't our mangy, transient grandfather!"
Texas Ranger Bobby One of you Turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth
Texas Ranger Bobby [Shouting at a neighbor's house]
Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em!
Texas Ranger Bobby What you lookin' at, Popeye?
Scenes with Texas Ranger Bobby
7 scenesAnarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy!
Texas Ranger I don't even know what that means, but I love it!
Shut up in here, I'm tryin' to sleep!
Texas Ranger One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!
Texas Ranger [complaining about doing community service]
I gotta tell ya Granny, this blows!
How much more of this?
Lucy
Well, I don't know. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?
Texas Ranger Well, if it isn't our old mangy, transient grandfather.
Well said, grandson. I'll take that as a compliment.
Texas Ranger What are you lookin at popeye?
Shut up you little potlicker, I'll put you in the microwave
How was school today, boys?
I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge. [Chip is startled]
Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger Bobby Well, the teacher asked me what was the capitol of North Carolina. I said Washington D.C.
Bingo!
Nice.
Texas Ranger Bobby And she said 'No, you're wrong.' I said 'You got a lumpy butt!' She got mad at me and yelled at me, and I pissed in my pants. And I never did change my pee pants all day, I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee pants.
I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.
[After Ricky takes off in Reese's car, the police hot on his tail]
Grandpa, how about you take us fishin' and tell us life lessons, and stories about your childhood?
I got a better idea. How 'bout you boys go around back and dig a hole, and I'll go get another beer?
Texas Ranger Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
Reese Bobby': That's a good call. [he hands Texas Ranger his beer] Here, that's worth a nickel.
Texas Ranger Tragic.
Other characters in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Will Ferrell
Cal Naughton, Jr.
John C. Reilly
Jean Girard
Sacha Baron Cohen
Reese Bobby
Gary Cole
Walker Bobby
Houston Tumlin
Lucius
Michael Clarke Duncan
Glenn
Jack McBrayer
Bill Weber
Bill Weber
Carley
Leslie Bibb
Chip
Ted Manson
From outtakes
Susan
Amy Adams
Commercials
From Ricky and Cal's Commercials
