“My teacher asked me what the capital of north carolina was and i said...” – Texas Ranger Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ... Movie Quotes Database

My teacher asked me what the capital of north carolina was and i said washington dc and she said no. your wrong. and i said you've got a lumpy butt. and she got mad and yelled at me and i peed my pants and i never did changed my pee pants all day. i'm still sittin' here in my dirty pee pants..

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