Bill Weber quotes from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Bill Weber

We'd like to thank you for joining us for NBC's coverage of NASCAR. Coming up next, it's "Ice Dancing To The Hits Of Motown".

Bill Weber

Ricky Bobby wins! You'll never see anything like that in a hundred lifetimes! It was completely illegal and in no way will count, but, man, that was something!

Bill Weber

Ricky Bobby in the #62 car is on the move. He's sliding from 26th place to 18th place. Now let's go to John Hannafin, who's in the stands with a country music legend. [Cuts to Hannafin in the stands]

Thank you, Sean. I'm here with one of the greatest country music stars of all-time, Kenny Rogers. Kenny, what do you think of the race so far?

It's great. They're going really fast.

Bill Weber

John, that's not Kenny Rogers.

In the song "The Gambler", you sang "You gotta know when to walk away and know when to run." Should Ricky Bobby have stayed away from racing?

Mr. Bobby's very competitive. If he wants to race, he should race.

Well, this is John Hannafin with Kenny Rogers. And now back to you, Bill.

Bill Weber

Well, that, of course, was not Kenny Rogers.

Not even close!