Lucius Just remember this, Ricky: you wreck that car, that's $200,000 out of your pocket!
7th most-quoted character in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006): in 11 of its 177 quotes
Most scenes with: Ricky Bobby (5)
Here, we'll use this knife to pry the other one out! Kristen eats knives for breakfast!
More lines from Lucius
5 quotes Lucius Lucius [Removing the knife from Ricky's leg]
Cut around the meat...
Lucius "No, no, no! He has to know! He's always cryin!"
Lucius Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are not paralyzed!
Lucius Glenn, shut up.
Scenes with Lucius
5 scenes Lucius Now, Ricky, the doctor told us we should let you work it out on your own sweet time, but...Ricky, you can walk.
Ricky
What'd you just say?
Cal
He's tellin' you the truth, man.
Ricky
You sick...sons of bitches! You walk in here, on your two legs, all fat, and cocky, and lookin' at me in my chair, and you tell me it's all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons! Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented, and star athletes, and they have their legs taken away! I mean, I pray you know that pain and that hurt!
Lucius DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME, RICKY BOBBY! DON'T YOU PUT THAT ON US! YOU are NOT paralyzed!
Ricky
I am SO paralyzed!
Lucius NO, NO!
Cal
Don't be rough on him, now.
Lucius No, he needs to know!
Cal
Okay.
Lucius He's always cryin' !
Cal
Alright, tough love it is, tough love. [to Ricky] Wake up, idiot!
Ricky
[pulls out a knife]
You wanna know what I am?! You wanna see what my life is?!
Lucius Don't do it!
Ricky
You wanna see what's goin' on here?!
Cal
Don't you stick that knife in your leg...
Ricky
[he sticks the knife in his leg] [pause]
AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!
Ricky
I'm really gonna open it up now! Whoo! I missed you, Mama Speed! Ricky Bobby's back!
Mr. Dennit Wait, h--how fast is he going?
Lucius Uh, 26 miles an hour.
Ricky
What were those things? Were those the other cars?!
Lucius Listen, if we don't get that car back on the track, our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken. Now, is there anyone out there who wants to go fast?
Ricky
[raising his hand]
I wanna go fast!
Lucius I don't wanna rain on your parade, but that was some of the dumbest driving I have ever seen in my life.
Ricky
Thank you.
Lucius Now, I know you won the race, but you're not gonna live forever.
Ricky
Oh, I'm not stupid, Lucius. No one lives forever. No one. But with advances in modern science, and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300.
Lucius Washington [During the victory celebration after a race where Ricky beats Jamie McMurray by driving in reverse]
I don't wanna rain on your parade, but that was some of the dumbest driving I have ever seen in my life.
Thank you.
Lucius Washington Now, I know you won the race, but you're not gonna live forever.
Oh, I'm not stupid, Lucius. No one lives forever. No one. But with advances in modern science, and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
Lucius Washington No, I don't know what that means. I guess, uh, longer life.
Well, no, he didn't live.
Lucius Washington Oh, he didn't live?
I mean, it's just exciting that we're tryin' things like that.
Other characters in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Will Ferrell
Cal Naughton, Jr.
John C. Reilly
Jean Girard
Sacha Baron Cohen
Reese Bobby
Gary Cole
Texas Ranger Bobby
Grayson Russell
Walker Bobby
Houston Tumlin
Glenn
Jack McBrayer
Bill Weber
Bill Weber
Carley
Leslie Bibb
Chip
Ted Manson
From outtakes
Susan
Amy Adams
Commercials
From Ricky and Cal's Commercials
