A scene from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 2006
Lucius Washington

[During the victory celebration after a race where Ricky beats Jamie McMurray by driving in reverse]

I don't wanna rain on your parade, but that was some of the dumbest driving I have ever seen in my life.

Ricky Bobby

Thank you.

Lucius Washington

Now, I know you won the race, but you're not gonna live forever.

Ricky Bobby

Oh, I'm not stupid, Lucius. No one lives forever. No one. But with advances in modern science, and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?

Lucius Washington

No, I don't know what that means. I guess, uh, longer life.

Ricky Bobby

Well, no, he didn't live.

Lucius Washington

Oh, he didn't live?

Ricky Bobby

I mean, it's just exciting that we're tryin' things like that.

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