Reese Bobby You shut up, you little potlicker, I'll put you in a microwave!
4th most-quoted character in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006): in 22 of its 177 quotes
Most scenes with: Texas Ranger Bobby (3), Ricky Bobby (2), Walker Bobby (2)
I'm a veteran! And a diabetic! Applebee's has rats! I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!
More lines from Reese Bobby
13 quotes Reese Bobby Reese Bobby If you ain't first, you're last!
Reese Bobby [Getting thrown out of Ricky's school]
You people are in the wrong on this one! So in the wrong! This is egregious! You hear me? Egregious!
Reese Bobby [on smoking in school]
It's okay, I'm a volunteer fireman.
Reese Bobby [to Ricky's class]
You don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher. She wants you to go slow, but it's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid.
Reese Bobby You need to learn to drive with the fear, and there ain't nothin' more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.
Reese Bobby Close the door and come in. I got weed in here, cowboy.
Reese Bobby [after Ricky punches him in the nose]
Hey, son? Son! Did this go good?
Reese Bobby [to Ricky who is delivering pizza on a bike]
Hey, is that a Huffy? That's a nice-lookin' bike, boy!
Reese Bobby Whoa! I gotta lay off the peyote.
Reese Bobby You got hair on your peaches or what?
Reese Bobby I told you not to put the damn onions on my steak
Reese Bobby [on "first or last"]
I was high when I said that! That makes no sense at all! I mean, you could be second, third, fourth-- hell, you could even be fifth!
Scenes with Reese Bobby
8 scenes Reese Now, there's nothing like driving to avoid jail. Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity. So I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and called the boys in blue. Now, the way I figure it, you got about 2 minutes before they show up, and you do five to ten. So, what's it gonna be? Fear...or prison?
Ricky
What the hell are you talkin' about?!
Reese Real simple, son! Cops are comin'! There's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam underneath the car! Time to be a man! You got hair on your peaches or what?
Ricky
[after Reese offers to help him go fast again]
Fine. I'll do it. But I ain't callin' you Daddy.
Reese Well, what are you gonna call me then?
Ricky
[later]
All right, Professor Dickweed, what's the plan?
Hi, I'm his lady, I'm Susan. I painted the car, I...we had sex.
Reese You did?
Yeah.
Reese Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.
Reese Look, all I got to my name is a car, and a duffel bag full of underwear and sweet, stinky weed.
How much you sellin' that weed for, old man?
Well, if it isn't our old mangy, transient grandfather.
Reese Well said, grandson. I'll take that as a compliment.
What are you lookin at popeye?
Reese Shut up you little potlicker, I'll put you in the microwave
[After Ricky takes off in Reese's car, the police hot on his tail]
Grandpa, how about you take us fishin' and tell us life lessons, and stories about your childhood?
Reese Bobby I got a better idea. How 'bout you boys go around back and dig a hole, and I'll go get another beer?
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
Reese Bobby': That's a good call. [he hands Texas Ranger his beer] Here, that's worth a nickel.
Tragic.
Reese [as Ricky is attacked by a cougar]
Ricky, control your heart rate!
Ricky
I can't control my heart rate, I got a cougar on me!
Other characters in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Will Ferrell
Cal Naughton, Jr.
John C. Reilly
Jean Girard
Sacha Baron Cohen
Texas Ranger Bobby
Grayson Russell
Walker Bobby
Houston Tumlin
Lucius
Michael Clarke Duncan
Glenn
Jack McBrayer
Bill Weber
Bill Weber
Carley
Leslie Bibb
Chip
Ted Manson
From outtakes
Susan
Amy Adams
Commercials
From Ricky and Cal's Commercials
