“Now, there's nothing like driving to avoid jail. Nothing hones your...” – Reese, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ... Movie Quotes Database

Reese

Now, there's nothing like driving to avoid jail. Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity. So I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and called the boys in blue. Now, the way I figure it, you got about 2 minutes before they show up, and you do five to ten. So, what's it gonna be? Fear...or prison?

Ricky

What the hell are you talkin' about?!

Reese

Real simple, son! Cops are comin'! There's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam underneath the car! Time to be a man! You got hair on your peaches or what?

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