Ricky Bobby
How was school today, boys?
Walker Bobby
I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge. [Chip is startled]
Ricky Bobby
Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger Bobby
Well, the teacher asked me what was the capitol of North Carolina. I said Washington D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.
Bingo!
Ricky Bobby
Nice.
Texas Ranger Bobby
And she said 'No, you're wrong.' I said 'You got a lumpy butt!' She got mad at me and yelled at me, and I pissed in my pants. And I never did change my pee pants all day, I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr.
I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.
