Sacha Baron Cohen movie quotes

View Quote And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!

View Quote My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to retire to Stockholm and design a currency for dogs and cats to use.

View Quote Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.

View Quote [singing] I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. Ya like to? (Crowd: MOVE IT!)

View Quote See you later, crocodile! Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey!

View Quote Julien: We thank you with enormous gratitude for scaring away the Fossa.
Gloria: The whossa?
Julien: The Fossa. They're alway annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off--
Alex: Yeah, sounds great.

View Quote [To the receptionist in a luxury Georgia hotel] Wazzup with it, vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night, so bang-bang, skeet-skeet, ****. We just a couple of pimps, no hoes.

View Quote This is Natalya. [kisses her passionately] She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. [Natalya holds up her trophy] Nice!

View Quote [On the subway] Hello. My name-a Borat. I'm-a new in town. (A chicken falls out of his briefcase)

View Quote That's right, we're not goin' to jail because of what we did, we're goin' to jail because of who we are!

View Quote He does this, it's a pattern. Read his portion of the Port Huron Statement. He implies possessive pronouns and uses vague noun modifiers.

View Quote Tom Hayden: Our. Our. Our blood. If our blood is going to flow...
Abbie Hoffman: You meant to say, 'If our blood is gonna flow, then let it flow all over the city.' You didn’t mean the cops! You were saying, 'If they’re gonna beat us up, everyone should see it.'

View Quote Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?

View Quote [to his pregnant wife] Are you having a boy or an abortion?

View Quote $20 a day for the internet? What the ****! And they accuse me of being an international criminal?

View Quote [repeated line] Keep it real!

View Quote Respect!

View Quote [everyone's angry in UN] You know why they're so worked up in there? It's because they haven't had their tea yet! Come on!

View Quote "(After being blown out of plane and deploying a parachute)" I can fly!

View Quote (hang from the light-fixture) You, inflight slave... Bring me my nuts on a silver plata.

View Quote If I, King Julien (that's my name), only had two days left to live, I would do all the things I have ever dreamed of doing.

View Quote I'm flying! I'm flying! I'm the first flying monkey!

View Quote Julien: Me? Stay with the circus? [Sonya starts hugging him] Ow! I am the king; I want to rule New York! We should talk— Whoa! [Sonya tries to make him stay, hurting him.] Stop it! No means no! Or in your language, "Raah!" [Sonya growls.] Not everything is solved that way, you know. [Sonya walks over to lay on big blue ball.] Sonya! Are you listening to me?! Now I'm getting the silent treatment, am I? Come over here, right now! [He frustrately walks to Sonya.] Don't shut me out, baby! What is wrong with you?! Speak! [Sonya roars in Julien's face] Okay, if these are your feelings, I understand now. [He starts to leave.] And I'm going! It's obvious that I'm just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on. [He opens the door.] When you look for where I am... I WON'T BE THERE! [Julien slams the door behind him and sobs; Sonya looks back at the door and lets out a sad grunt.]

View Quote Gloria: Well... we're here.
Marty: Home.
Alex: Huh. My rock looks smaller than I remember it.
Marty: Look at the mural. Doesn't actually capture the real thing, does it?
Gloria: Wow. I forgot about that wall in between us, Melman.
Melman: Mm-hmm.
Gloria: Was that always there?
Marty: [remembers his escape to the Grand Central Station from the first movie] Guys, I'm sorry I ever left the zoo in the first place.
Alex: What do you mean?
Marty: I mean, if I had just stayed put, we wouldn't have anything to be sad about right now.
Alex: Leaving the zoo was the best thing that ever happened to us.
Marty: Really?
Alex: Yeah. Out there, in the world, we were really living.
Julien: Yeah!
Alex: It was exciting!
Gloria: It was romantic.
Melman: It was dangerous.
Marty: I never felt so alive!
Alex: When we were with the circus, we were already home. I only wish we'd realized that sooner.
Melman: I'm really going to miss those guys.
Alex: What do you say we go back?
Gloria: Really?
Marty: I'm with you!
Julien: I'm in!
Melman: But what do we tell them?
Alex: Well, we make it right by telling them how wrong we were.
Marty: It's worth a shot.
Alex: [mimicking Vitaly] And if we go down in flames, so be it!!
[Alex then gets shot by a tranquilizer dart.]
Gloria: Yes, let's do this!
Julien: I like it!
Marty: Yeah, yeah!
[the rest of the group get shot with tranquilizer darts.]
Melman: [woozy] Is my neck getting longer?
Alex: [woozy] Feel my fur. It's so soft.
Gloria: [woozy] It is soft.
Marty: [woozy] I'm like a candy cane in a black-and-white movie.
Alex: [woozy] Oh, no. [Plucks out the dart before he falls unconsious.] DuBois.
Julien: [woozy] Sonya, I miss you, baby! I miss my stinky bear! Babe... your fishy kisses!
DuBois: Surprise! [DuBois meassures Alex's head.] He will never fit in the carry-on. But his head will! [evil laughter]
Zookeeper #1: Hey!
DuBois: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Zookeeper #1: Look! Look what she's done! You brought back Alex the lion!
Zookeeper #2: It's a miracle!
Zookeeper #3: You brought him home! You’re our hero!
Zookeeper #1: Thank you! Thank you!

View Quote [from trailer] Young lady, your time is up.

View Quote Time: [German accent] Stupid me-shaped corridor.

View Quote [Wilkins hears the sound of a trumpet]
Time: Wilkins!
Wilkins: Yes, sir?
Time: She's here! My liebchen is here!
Wilkins: Coming, sir! [as he runs off, Alice watches him. Elsewhere, a silhouetted figure steps through a door underneath a giant red heart-shaped entrance. At the Grand Clock of All Time, he gathers the Seconds] Hurry! Quick! Alright. Here we go. Seconds out! Seconds out! [through a corridor, Alice sees a shadow with a heart-shaped hairdo. Wilkins and the Seconds approach, bumping into each other from behind] Oh. Ah! Get back. Stay in line. Stay in line! Ahem! Your Highness.
Iracebeth: Your Majesty!
Wilkins: Majesty. My lord is expecting you in the parlor. Shall I announce you?
Iracebeth: Oh, no mind! I'll announce myself. [the figure from the entrance, which is actually Iracebeth, the Red Queen, blows her trumpet] Tick Tock, where are you? Tick Tock, where are you? [behind her, a vegetable humanoid-like creature lifts her cape as she walks to find Time with Wilkins and his friends following her as Alice watches. In the parlor, Time checks his breath] Tick Tock!
Time: Coming, my love!