Julien
Me? Stay with the circus? [Sonya starts hugging him] Ow! I am the king; I want to rule New York! We should talk— Whoa! [Sonya tries to make him stay, hurting him.] Stop it! No means no! Or in your language, "Raah!" [Sonya growls.] Not everything is solved that way, you know. [Sonya walks over to lay on big blue ball.] Sonya! Are you listening to me?! Now I'm getting the silent treatment, am I? Come over here, right now! [He frustrately walks to Sonya.] Don't shut me out, baby! What is wrong with you?! Speak! [Sonya roars in Julien's face] Okay, if these are your feelings, I understand now. [He starts to leave.] And I'm going! It's obvious that I'm just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on. [He opens the door.] When you look for where I am... I WON'T BE THERE! [Julien slams the door behind him and sobs; Sonya looks back at the door and lets out a sad grunt.]
Gloria
Well... we're here.
Marty
Home.
Alex
Huh. My rock looks smaller than I remember it.
Marty
Look at the mural. Doesn't actually capture the real thing, does it?
Gloria
Wow. I forgot about that wall in between us, Melman.
Melman
Mm-hmm.
Gloria
Was that always there?
Marty
[remembers his escape to the Grand Central Station from the first movie]
Guys, I'm sorry I ever left the zoo in the first place.
Alex
What do you mean?
Marty
I mean, if I had just stayed put, we wouldn't have anything to be sad about right now.
Alex
Leaving the zoo was the best thing that ever happened to us.
Marty
Really?
Alex
Yeah. Out there, in the world, we were really living.
Julien
Yeah!
Alex
It was exciting!
Gloria
It was romantic.
Melman
It was dangerous.
Marty
I never felt so alive!
Alex
When we were with the circus, we were already home. I only wish we'd realized that sooner.
Melman
I'm really going to miss those guys.
Alex
What do you say we go back?
Gloria
Really?
Marty
I'm with you!
Julien
I'm in!
Melman
But what do we tell them?
Alex
Well, we make it right by telling them how wrong we were.
Marty
It's worth a shot.
Alex
[mimicking Vitaly]
And if we go down in flames, so be it!!
Gloria
[Alex then gets shot by a tranquilizer dart.]
Yes, let's do this!
Julien
I like it!
Marty
Yeah, yeah!
Melman
[the rest of the group get shot with tranquilizer darts.] [woozy]
Is my neck getting longer?
Alex
[woozy]
Feel my fur. It's so soft.
Gloria
[woozy]
It is soft.
Marty
[woozy]
I'm like a candy cane in a black-and-white movie.
Alex
[woozy]
Oh, no. [Plucks out the dart before he falls unconsious.] DuBois.
Julien
[woozy]
Sonya, I miss you, baby! I miss my stinky bear! Babe... your fishy kisses!
DuBois
Surprise! [DuBois meassures Alex's head.] He will never fit in the carry-on. But his head will! [evil laughter]
DuBois
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Z1 Zookeeper #1
Look! Look what she's done! You brought back Alex the lion!
Z2 Zookeeper #2
It's a miracle!
Z3 Zookeeper #3
You brought him home! You’re our hero!
Z1 Zookeeper #1
Thank you! Thank you!
Julien
[Gia, Vitaly, and Stefano hang their heads missing the Zoosters when Julien staggers in] [woozy]
Sonya, baby! I don't wanna be king anymore. What really matters is what we smell like together! Baby, forgive me?
Julien
[Sonya places Julien in her mouth] [woozy]
Whoa, hello?
K Kowalski
[grabs a tranquilizer dart from Julien's tail]
Gasp! It's DuBois!
Skipper
Baba-booey! [turns to Julien] Where'd you get this?
Julien
[woozy]
I got it from the zoo!
Skipper
The hippies got ambushed!
G Gia
What? We have to help them!
E Esmeralda
But they lied to us.
J Jonesy
Yeah, why should we lend a paw?
G Gia
They are our friends!
J Jonesy
They're not even circus.
Vitaly
That's Bolshevik!
Skipper
[The dogs whimper in shame]
I'd never thought I'd say this on American soil, but... the Russki's right!
