Gloria
Me and you! WE GOT THIS!
A line from Gloria
[when the boys are arguing about leadership]
Enough! I'm gonna lead!
More lines from Gloria
2 quotes Gloria
Gloria
Full of romance?
Scenes with Gloria
4 scenes
Stefano
It's real!
Maurice
That's how you do it!
Stefano
So, you want to run away with the circus?
Alex
Live a life of adventure?
Gloria
Full of romance?
Melman
And danger!
Marty
Really living!
Stefano
What do you say?
Marty
[singing]
Ra da da-da-da-da da circus! Da da da-da-da-da-da da Afro circus! Afro circus! Afro! Polka-dot, polka-dot, polka-dot Afro!
Alex
[Marty and Julien do their mash-up dance routine with "I Like To Move It" and "Afro Circus" while Gloria, Melman, Alex and the circus animals celebrate their victory]
Hey, Skipper, what did you end up doing with the crazy lady anyway?
Alex
Did they just say they're never coming back? [No one responds.] Guys? [camera zooms out to show that Africa is in ashes, sees Marty on a treadmill] Marty?
Marty
[elderly]
Oh, goody you're here! [shoves haystack into Alex's mouth] Why don't you just chew on this? I'm hungry. [the treadmoll, now a conveyer belt sends Alex through a door, where he lands onto one of Melman's legs]
Melman
Oooh! [old man voice] I'm just messin' with ya. I lost that thing years ago. [he chuckles for a bit before snores]
Alex
Melman, why do you look like that?
Gloria
Oh, look who's talkin'!
Alex
Gloria? Why are you guys so...elderly?
Gloria
Now when's the last time you looked in the mirror?
Alex
What? [sees the mirror, realizes he also elderly] No!!!
Gia
Alex, you're from a zoo?
Alex
[Alex and his friends look at them in shock. Their lie is now revealed.]
Yes, yes. But wait, there's more.
Gia
More?
Alex
Or less. There's less.
Vitaly
You were never circus?
Gloria
We had to say we were circus!
Melman
Or you never would've let us on the train!
Gia
After all we've been through together, you want to go live in a zoo?
Alex
Gia, I...
Vitaly
You used us!
Alex
No, no, no! I mean... I mean yes, but... but...
Gia
And Trapeze Americano, you made that up too?
Alex
It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.
Gia
[groans]
Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should've known!
Stefano
"Balloons to the children of the world" was not real either?
Alex
Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did!
Stefano
I WAS SHOT OUT OF A CANNON! I COULD'VE DIED!
Marty
But I thought you said it was your lifelong dream!
Stefano
For all I know… your name is not even Alice.
Alex
No, Stefano, but it never really was.
Stefano
I don't feel safe! [Stefano sobs in Gia's arms as Vitaly looks at Alex and his friends, feeling betrayed and hurt]
Alex
Gia, I...
Gia
[tearfully]
We trusted you. [turns and leaves in depression along with the others]
Stefano
MY TEARS ARE REAL! YOU ARE NOT!
Skipper
[Alex, Marty, Melman, and Gloria hang their heads in shame. The penguins follow the circus crew.] [sobbing]
I can't believe you lied to all of us circus folk! [blows his beak]
Gloria
Well... we're here.
Marty
Home.
Alex
Huh. My rock looks smaller than I remember it.
Marty
Look at the mural. Doesn't actually capture the real thing, does it?
Gloria
Wow. I forgot about that wall in between us, Melman.
Melman
Mm-hmm.
Gloria
Was that always there?
Marty
[remembers his escape to the Grand Central Station from the first movie]
Guys, I'm sorry I ever left the zoo in the first place.
Alex
What do you mean?
Marty
I mean, if I had just stayed put, we wouldn't have anything to be sad about right now.
Alex
Leaving the zoo was the best thing that ever happened to us.
Marty
Really?
Alex
Yeah. Out there, in the world, we were really living.
Julien
Yeah!
Alex
It was exciting!
Gloria
It was romantic.
Melman
It was dangerous.
Marty
I never felt so alive!
Alex
When we were with the circus, we were already home. I only wish we'd realized that sooner.
Melman
I'm really going to miss those guys.
Alex
What do you say we go back?
Gloria
Really?
Marty
I'm with you!
Julien
I'm in!
Melman
But what do we tell them?
Alex
Well, we make it right by telling them how wrong we were.
Marty
It's worth a shot.
Alex
[mimicking Vitaly]
And if we go down in flames, so be it!!
Gloria
[Alex then gets shot by a tranquilizer dart.]
Yes, let's do this!
Julien
I like it!
Marty
Yeah, yeah!
Melman
[the rest of the group get shot with tranquilizer darts.] [woozy]
Is my neck getting longer?
Alex
[woozy]
Feel my fur. It's so soft.
Gloria
[woozy]
It is soft.
Marty
[woozy]
I'm like a candy cane in a black-and-white movie.
Alex
[woozy]
Oh, no. [Plucks out the dart before he falls unconsious.] DuBois.
Julien
[woozy]
Sonya, I miss you, baby! I miss my stinky bear! Babe... your fishy kisses!
DuBois
Surprise! [DuBois meassures Alex's head.] He will never fit in the carry-on. But his head will! [evil laughter]
Zookeeper #1
Hey!
DuBois
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Zookeeper #1
Look! Look what she's done! You brought back Alex the lion!
Zookeeper #2
It's a miracle!
Zookeeper #3
You brought him home! You’re our hero!
Zookeeper #1
Thank you! Thank you!
