A character in Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)

Stefano quotes from Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)

Martin Short
A line from Stefano

Balloons to the children of the world! Trapeze Americano!

Scenes with Stefano

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Stefano

It's real!

Maurice

That's how you do it!

Stefano

So, you want to run away with the circus?

Alex

Live a life of adventure?

Gloria

Full of romance?

Melman

And danger!

Marty

Really living!

Stefano

What do you say?

Marty
[singing]

Ra da da-da-da-da da circus! Da da da-da-da-da-da da Afro circus! Afro circus! Afro! Polka-dot, polka-dot, polka-dot Afro!

Alex
[Marty and Julien do their mash-up dance routine with "I Like To Move It" and "Afro Circus" while Gloria, Melman, Alex and the circus animals celebrate their victory]

Hey, Skipper, what did you end up doing with the crazy lady anyway?

Alex

Stefano, why the sad little face?

Stefano

Vitaly. He will not go on!

Alex

What?

Stefano

I tried everything I could! [weeping]

Alex

Shhhhh... Wipe away the tears. Calm down. Where is he? I'm sure I can reason with him.

Gia

Alex, you're from a zoo?

Alex
[Alex and his friends look at them in shock. Their lie is now revealed.]

Yes, yes. But wait, there's more.

Gia

More?

Alex

Or less. There's less.

Vitaly

You were never circus?

Gloria

We had to say we were circus!

Melman

Or you never would've let us on the train!

Gia

After all we've been through together, you want to go live in a zoo?

Alex

Gia, I...

Vitaly

You used us!

Alex

No, no, no! I mean... I mean yes, but... but...

Gia

And Trapeze Americano, you made that up too?

Alex

It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.

Gia
[groans]

Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should've known!

Stefano

"Balloons to the children of the world" was not real either?

Alex

Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did!

Stefano

I WAS SHOT OUT OF A CANNON! I COULD'VE DIED!

Marty

But I thought you said it was your lifelong dream!

Stefano

For all I know… your name is not even Alice.

Alex

No, Stefano, but it never really was.

Stefano

I don't feel safe! [Stefano sobs in Gia's arms as Vitaly looks at Alex and his friends, feeling betrayed and hurt]

Alex

Gia, I...

Gia
[tearfully]

We trusted you. [turns and leaves in depression along with the others]

Stefano

MY TEARS ARE REAL! YOU ARE NOT!

Skipper
[Alex, Marty, Melman, and Gloria hang their heads in shame. The penguins follow the circus crew.] [sobbing]

I can't believe you lied to all of us circus folk! [blows his beak]

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