A character in Father of the Bride (1991)

Franck quotes from Father of the Bride (1991)

Martin Short

6th most-quoted character in Father of the Bride (1991): in 3 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: George Banks (3)

Scenes with Franck

3 scenes
Franck
[looking at a book of wedding cakes]

So this is a very popular cake with many of the fashionable weddings, you know? And this...I just don't do anymore. And this is fabulous.

Oh. Oh, that is incredible! Annie, that's just like the one we saw in the magazine.

Annie

Do you like it Dad?

Well, what is that? Is that dollars? $1,200?

Franck

Well, Mr. Banks. This is a very reasonable price for a cake of this magnitude.

A cake, Franck, is made of flour and water. My first car didn't cost $1,200.

Franck

Well, welcome to the nineties, Mr. Banks!

[voiceover]

Not only did I not understand a syllable this guy was saying, now I had the feeling he was putting me down.

Franck

Now, Mr. Banks, please, about the seafood. Hanck wants to know if it's okay or not to cook.

No Franck. Tell Hanck it's not okay. If I have to move out all the furniture and add amps and repaint the walls and get a new tux and pay for swans, then I'd like the cheaper chicken. Is that clear?

Franck

I understood the "cheaper" part. [Franck talks to Hank] Well, that's it. Hank says he will think about this. Now, we do not want to lose him. He is a genius and we need his mind, okay? So, I'll see what I can do. Hank? Hank?

Howard

I see you're starting to lose it, but I have one more question, very simple, about the parking attendants. Four is comfortable, three is acceptable, anything less absolutely terrifies me.

Two.

Howard

Two.

Franck

Oh oh. I bring the wrong color thread. I assumed you'd be wearing a black tuxedo.

It is a block tuxedo.

Franck

I don't think so, babe. This tux is navy blue!

What are you talking about? Armani doesn't make a blue tuxedo.

Franck

Armani don't also make polyester.

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