“Wazzup with it, vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat parked our slab...” – Borat Sagdiyev, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan ... Movie Quotes Database

[To the receptionist in a luxury Georgia hotel]

Wazzup with it, vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night, so bang-bang, skeet-skeet, ****. We just a couple of pimps, no hoes.

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