A scene from Sausage Party 2016
Frank

We did it.

Brenda

We did. So... So, what do we do now?

Frank

Whatever we want. [Chuckles] What do you want?

Brenda

Let's just say, what I want involves much more than: [In a singing voice.] just the tips, just the tips, what I want is much more than just the tips... [Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen plays]

Brenda

Oh! Oh, Frank!

Sammy
[Teresa, Sammy, and Vash watch as Frank and Brenda get it on. Teresa is getting turned on as Sammy struggles on how to view the scene unfolding on front of him]

You know, I'm very conflicted about how I'm supposed to feel watching this.

Vash

Then don't just watch. [Pulls Sammy in for a kiss but Sammy pushes away confused]

Sammy

Wait a second. What are you doing?

Vash

I was just told... that I am getting zero bottles of extra-virgin olive oil for eternity!

Brenda

Oh, Frank!

Vash

So, maybe, you know... [It's Your Thing by the The Isley Brothers plays in the background]

Sammy

Kiss me hard on the mouth, why don't you?

Vash

You wanna kiss me, mother****er? Let me tell you a little secret. I'm going to **** the **** out of you.

Brenda
[Both kiss]

Kiss it, Frank. Kiss me there! [Both orgasm as Frank finally slides up inside Brenda] Oh, yeah, Frank, that's it. Oh, yeah, it's dinnertime.

Frank

Yo. I'm actually over here jerking off with these fellas.

Teresa
[Brenda turns to see Frank, Vash, and Sammy masturbating in a jerk circle. Brenda then gasps as she sees Teresa spreading open her legs]

Once you go taco, you never go "back-o!" [Teresa proceeds to eat out Brenda]

Mr. Grits
[Brenda screams in pleasure as Frank, Vash, and Sammy furiously masturbate to the both of them going at it. Meanwhile, the Non-Perishables and a group of other food items are witnessing the scene from afar]

Jesus **** Christ!

Firewater

Hey, fellas. You thinking what I'm thinking?

Twinks

Pretty **** sure I am. [Grabs Grits' arm and swings him around until Grits is now between Firewater and himself]

Mr Grits

Oh, shit. Now it's on.

Meat Loaf
[All of the food in the store begin to engage in a full-on orgy.] [Two liquor bottle flash him.]

Yeah! [The bottles proceed to jump on him]

Squash

Oh!

Barry

Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I get by?

Barry
[Notices Sally Bun (she is smushed) in the distance, knowing that he found his mate.]

Oh, wow. [Walks over to her.] Yeah, I just came over here. I couldn't help but notice... you're a little smushed or something. You have a kind of abnormality. Did you get...? Somebody sit on you?

Sally

Yeah. I got smushed.

Barry

You know, I love the way your face just kind of gives up halfway down.

Mr. Grits
[Sally then excitedly pulls Barry into a kiss, then onto the floor.]

Yeah, cracker! [Grabs a box of crackers and violently humps it as his revenge against the crackers.] Take that Grit dick, bitch! You like Grits in your ass, cracker?

Gum
[As three female gum strips each give him a lap dance.]

Say my name! It's Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol...

Frank
[As Brenda chokes him.]

I can't breathe! Stop it!

Sammy

What's the safety word? Molasses. Molasses.

Brenda
[As Frank is pulling a chain from her butt.]

Oh, yeah. **** you!

Vash
[Teresa ties Frank to the front of her (like a strap-on) and then pushes Frank through the back of Sammy's mouth, then through half of Brenda's body, until ending at Vash's groin; as they all begin thrust while in a daisy chain formation.]

Yeah. That is all right.

Sammy
[Grabs Vash's testicles and rubs them in his own face]

Want me to be the Hamburglar? Robble robble! Robble robble!

Barry

I'm filling you! I'm filling you! I'm blowing my **** load. Good God.

Sammy

Oh.

Frank
[Exclaims]
Brenda

Oh!

Teresa

Oh, ****!

Frank, Brenda, Teresa, Lavash and Sammy
[Sammy then punches Vash in the gut and then suddenly, a quick montage of the orgy is shown and the food reach their final orgasms all together.]

Oooooh!

Lavash

My dick is drained.

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