[after drinking at Peter's]
"Back up in your ass with tha resurrection." [reffering to the song they were listening to while they were drinking]
Peter Gibbons
Ron Livingston · 38 quotes
Michael Bolton
David Herman · 22 quotes
Samir Nagheenanajar
Ajay Naidu · 15 quotes
Lawrence
Diedrich Bader · 14 quotes
Bill Lumbergh
Gary Cole · 10 quotes
Milton Waddams
Stephen Root · 10 quotes
Bob Porter
Paul Willson · 9 quotes
Joanna
Jennifer Aniston · 8 quotes
Bob Slydell
John C. McGinley · 7 quotes
Drew
Greg Pitts · 4 quotes
Tom Smykowski
Richard Riehle · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Peter Gibbons & Michael Bolton (10), Michael Bolton & Samir Nagheenanajar (9), Peter Gibbons & Samir Nagheenanajar (8)
Office Space quotes
Page 4 of 7[stuck in traffic]
Mother... shitter... son of an... ass. Just... [punches steering wheel]
[When Peter prepares to confess to stealing from his company, which will mean certain jail time.]
Hey, Peter...watch your cornhole, bud.
Ahh, I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We've got some new people coming in and we... need to play catch-up. Thanks!
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll, I'll, I'll set the building on fire...
And then Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and and and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler, and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it, and I really don't appreciate garbage...
Cockgobblers!
Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?
Hey Peter, watch out for your corn hole, buddy!
Hey Peter....watch out for your cornhole.
Hey, Peter, man! Check out Channel 9! Check out this chick!
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.
I could set the building on fire... [said several times in the film, usually after he feels slighted]
I gotta wake my ass up at 6am every morning this week--drive up to Las Colinas--yeah I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds.