Bob Slydell What would ya say... ya do here?
Most-quoted role: Bob Slydell in Office Space (1999), 7 quotes
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Dom Portwood
Who's he?
You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood
Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
Great.
Dom Portwood
So um, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.
Bob Slydell You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Yeah.
Bob Slydell Great.
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Da-uh? Space out?
Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Ben Harp You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of ****, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?
Let me tell you something, Harp. I was in this bureau while you were still popping zits on your funny face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. But there's something I've learned in all my years...
Ben Harp Why don't you astonish me, shitbrains.
Ben Harp Do you think that taxpayers would like it, Utah, if they knew that they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?
Babes.
Ben Harp I beg your pardon?
The correct term is "babes", sir.
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