Milton Waddams.

Who's he?

You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.

I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.

So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.

Great.

So um, Milton has been let go?

Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.

We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.