Office Space 1999 quotes, page 6

Drew

She gets around, like a record.

Peter Gibbons

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Michael Bolton

That is the worst idea I've ever heard. [In response to hearing about the Jump to Conclusions Mat]

Milton Waddams

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

Samir Nagheenanajar

This is a... ****!

Bill Lumbergh

Uhhh, yeah...

Peter Gibbons

We don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.

Michael Bolton

We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to **** federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!

Milton Waddams

Well, Ok. But... that's the last straw.

Tom Smykowski

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Peter Gibbons

What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

Bob Slydell

What would ya say... ya do here?

Milton Waddams

Y-- Excuse me. You-- I believe you have my stapler?

Peter Gibbons

Yeah. I got the memo.

Michael Bolton

Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly what I need. Just give it to me. Come on. Come on, you little ****er. Let's go! That's what I need. Let's do that. Let's do exactly that, you little, fu--