Office Space 1999 quotes, page 5

Michael Bolton

I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.

Milton Waddams

I was told that I could listen, to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11... well, I... I told Bill that if, if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's, while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn it down because I enjoy, listening, at a reasonable volume, from 9 to 11...

Milton Waddams

I was told, I was told if I was late again I would be summarily dismissed...

Bill Lumbergh

I'm going to need those TPS reports... ASAP...

Drew

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Michael Bolton

It's good to be a gangsta.

Tom Smykowski

Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me. (He says in a bodycast after a car accident in his driveway)

Drew

Lumbergh **** her.

Bill Lumbergh

Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, mmmK?

Lawrence

No. No man...Shit no. I believe somebody'd get their ass kicked for sayin something like that.

Lawrence

No. Thats ok man! I don't want you ****in up my life too...

Bill Lumbergh

Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Drew

Outtakes during credits: Yeah if things go well I might have to take her for a ride on the Bone Coaster.

Michael Bolton

PC load letter? What the **** does that mean?!

Samir Nagheenanajar

Peter, you a very BAD person.