Kevin
Are you a homeowner, Greg?
Greg
No, no, I rent.
Kevin
Oh.
Jack
So, things are going real, real well for you, aren't they, eh, Kevo?
'Kevin: Gosh, things have been going so great lately. I got in early on some wireless I.P.O.s, and the stuff just skyrocketed from there.
Greg
Wow.
Kevin
What about you, Greg? What line of work are you in?
Greg
I'm in health care.
Kevin
Yeah, so you know what I'm talking about. There are a lot of Benjamins to be made now with biotech stuff. I don't have to tell you that. How's your portfolio?
Greg
I'd say strong...to quite strong.
Kevin
You gotta strike while the iron's hot. Now's the time.
Jack
Greg's a male nurse.
Greg
That's right. Thank you, Jack.
Kevin
Well, that's great. That's great to give something back like that. I'd love to find time to do volunteer work. Just the other day I saw this golden retriever that-- He had like a gimp, and he couldn't really-- It made me feel terrible. I wish there was something I could do.
Greg
Yeah, well, I get paid, but also it feels, you know, good too. So it's kind of an everybody wins. What are you-- You're like a Wall Street trader?
Kevin
An investment guy? No. I mean, I'm willing to be painted with that brush. Yes, that's my day job.
Greg
Wow! It looks like somebody got an "A" in wood shop.
Kevin
Yeah, it's always been kind of a hobby. I whittled that out of beech wood.
Greg
Huh. It's beautiful.
Kevin
Yeah.
Greg
So what got you into, uh, "carpentering"? Carpentry?
Kevin
I guess I'd have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter, and I just figured if you're gonna follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?
Greg
Hmm.
Jack
Greg's Jewish.
Kevin
Are you?
Greg
Yeah.
Kevin
Mm-hmm. Well, so was J.C. Wow. You're in good company.
Pam
Wow. Kev.
Jack
Isn't that something?
Pam
That's incredible.
Kevin
Thank you.
Pam
Roses. Deb's favorite.
Kevin
Yes, right.
Pam
It's beautiful.
Jack
The little holes are for candles.
Kevin
Exactly. And then later, they'll collect rainfall. They make a tiny birdbath.
Pam
That's great.
Greg
It's beautiful. What is it?
Kevin
It's an altar. Or you might call it a "ho-puh."
Pam
Isn't that sweet? Wow.
Kevin
I'm gonna take it over to the Byrneses', and tomorrow Robert and Debra will meet beneath it to become man and wife. And later, when they purchase a home, maybe it will grace their garden. Well, that's my sappy, romantic idea. [Chuckles]
Pam
Must have taken forever to build.
Kevin
No, not too bad. About 18 hours. Which isn't bad, considering I carved it all by hand from one piece of wood.
Kevin
There he is. Okay, G-Man, we've got swordfish and we've got salmon, what'll it be?
Greg
How 'bout a little of both, K-Dog, I'm pretty hungry.
Jack
I think they call that the 'munchies'.
Pam
Whoo! Nice shot, Maverick!
Kevin
Sweet setup, Iceman.
D Denny
[sarcastically]
Nice one, Nurse.
Larry
Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. You gotta rush the net on defense. Don't be afraid of the ball.
Greg
It's Greg.
Jack
Huddle up, team. Come on. This is unacceptable.
Bob
He's gotta go for the ball.
Jack
Here's what we gotta do.
Bob
Let's go! We're gettin' cold in here.
Larry
We're gettin' creamed. If Florence Nightingale over here would play defense.
Greg
Larry, I missed one shot.
Larry
It was a big shot.
Jack
Larry, keep floatin' where you are. You're doin' great. Denny, take the deep shots. Greg, nobody's expecting much out of you. If I set you up with the ball, can you jump up and spike it?
Greg
Yeah. I'd have to be pretty high, but yeah.
Jack
I bet you would, Panama Red.
