A scene from Meet the Parents 2000
Pam

Wow. Kev.

Jack

Isn't that something?

Pam

That's incredible.

Kevin

Thank you.

Pam

Roses. Deb's favorite.

Kevin

Yes, right.

Pam

It's beautiful.

Jack

The little holes are for candles.

Kevin

Exactly. And then later, they'll collect rainfall. They make a tiny birdbath.

Pam

That's great.

Greg

It's beautiful. What is it?

Kevin

It's an altar. Or you might call it a "ho-puh."

Pam

Isn't that sweet? Wow.

Kevin

I'm gonna take it over to the Byrneses', and tomorrow Robert and Debra will meet beneath it to become man and wife. And later, when they purchase a home, maybe it will grace their garden. Well, that's my sappy, romantic idea. [Chuckles]

Pam

Must have taken forever to build.

Kevin

No, not too bad. About 18 hours. Which isn't bad, considering I carved it all by hand from one piece of wood.

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