L Linda
[Greg appears at the breakfast table in his pajamas with a bedhead.]
Oh, look, somebody had a visit from the hair fairy.
Bob Nice 'do, nice 'do.
I'll do the intros. Greg, this is my sister, Debbie.
Hi. Nice to meet you. Oh, the bride to be. Congratulations.
Bob You can call me Bob... M.D.
These are his parents, Linda Banks.
And the world-famous plastic surgeon, Dr. Larry.
You know, Greg's in medicine, too, Larry.
Bob [Larry and Bob laugh]
That's good.
Whoo! Nice shot, Maverick!
D Denny
[sarcastically]
Nice one, Nurse.
Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. You gotta rush the net on defense. Don't be afraid of the ball.
Huddle up, team. Come on. This is unacceptable.
Bob He's gotta go for the ball.
Bob Let's go! We're gettin' cold in here.
We're gettin' creamed. If Florence Nightingale over here would play defense.
Larry, I missed one shot.
Larry, keep floatin' where you are. You're doin' great. Denny, take the deep shots. Greg, nobody's expecting much out of you. If I set you up with the ball, can you jump up and spike it?
Yeah. I'd have to be pretty high, but yeah.
I bet you would, Panama Red.
Bob Oh, my God! What's that smell?
That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den, so the septic tank is overflowing.
Jack, I told you. It wasn't me. It was Jinx.
Focker, I'm not gonna tell you again! Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat, for chrissakes!
The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.
He's right. My cover's blown. I-I-I am planning...a secret operation the day after the wedding.
A surprise honeymoon for Deb and Bob. You stupid son of a bitch! You just blew it!
Ko Samui is an island off the coast of Thailand! That guy I was meeting in the parking lot is Thor Svenson, my travel agent. He was giving me their visas.
Bob Wow, Thailand. Thanks a lot, J.B. That's something.
Don't mention it. I just, um--
You know, if this nursing thing doesn't work out, Focker, I'd say you definitely have a career in espionage.
