Scenes with Larry
5 scenes
L Linda
[Greg appears at the breakfast table in his pajamas with a bedhead.]
Oh, look, somebody had a visit from the hair fairy.
Greg
Oh, yes.
Bob
Nice 'do, nice 'do.
Pam
I'll do the intros. Greg, this is my sister, Debbie.
Greg
Hi. Nice to meet you. Oh, the bride to be. Congratulations.
Pam
And her fiance. Dr. Bob.
Bob
You can call me Bob... M.D.
Pam
These are his parents, Linda Banks.
Greg
Nice to meet you.
Pam
And the world-famous plastic surgeon, Dr. Larry.
Larry
Whoa, now, cut that out.
Jack
You know, Greg's in medicine, too, Larry.
Larry
Oh, really? What field?
Greg
Nursing.
Bob
[Larry and Bob laugh]
That's good.
Larry
No, really. What field?
Greg
Nursing.
Pam
Whoo! Nice shot, Maverick!
Kevin
Sweet setup, Iceman.
D Denny
[sarcastically]
Nice one, Nurse.
Larry
Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. You gotta rush the net on defense. Don't be afraid of the ball.
Greg
It's Greg.
Jack
Huddle up, team. Come on. This is unacceptable.
Bob
He's gotta go for the ball.
Jack
Here's what we gotta do.
Bob
Let's go! We're gettin' cold in here.
Larry
We're gettin' creamed. If Florence Nightingale over here would play defense.
Greg
Larry, I missed one shot.
Larry
It was a big shot.
Jack
Larry, keep floatin' where you are. You're doin' great. Denny, take the deep shots. Greg, nobody's expecting much out of you. If I set you up with the ball, can you jump up and spike it?
Greg
Yeah. I'd have to be pretty high, but yeah.
Jack
I bet you would, Panama Red.
Pam
Jesus, Dad, you ever think of knocking?
Jack
Not in my own den. What are you two doing in here?
Larry
I'd say rounding second base.
Bob
Oh, my God! What's that smell?
Jack
That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den, so the septic tank is overflowing.
Greg
Jack, I told you. It wasn't me. It was Jinx.
Jack
Focker, I'm not gonna tell you again! Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat, for chrissakes!
Larry
The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.
Jack
He's right. My cover's blown. I-I-I am planning...a secret operation the day after the wedding.
Pam
What?
Jack
A surprise honeymoon for Deb and Bob. You stupid son of a bitch! You just blew it!
Greg
What?
Jack
Ko Samui is an island off the coast of Thailand! That guy I was meeting in the parking lot is Thor Svenson, my travel agent. He was giving me their visas.
Bob
Wow, Thailand. Thanks a lot, J.B. That's something.
Jack
Don't mention it. I just, um--
Larry
You know, if this nursing thing doesn't work out, Focker, I'd say you definitely have a career in espionage.
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