Two words, Mr. President: "Plausible deniability".
Scenes with Albert Nimzicki
5 scenesOh, yeah! It's a hit!
Shut up! Captain, get him out of here!
Hey, don't tell him to shut up! You'd all be dead now if it wasn't for my David! None of you did anything to prevent this!
There was nothing we could do! We were totally unprepared for this.
Oh don't give me "unprepared"! It was, what? In the nineteen- what, fifties. Whatever You had that spaceship.
Dad.
Yeah, that thing you found in New Mexico. Where was that?
Dad, not the spaceship.
Roswell. Roswell, New Mexico. No, you had the spaceship and you had the bodies. They were locked up in a, in a bunker. Where was that?
Sir…I don't know.
David? Area 51, right? Area 51! You knew then! And you did nothing!
Sir, regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids, there has never been any spacecraft recovered by our government. Take my word for it. There's no Area 51. There's no recovered spaceship.
Uh…excuse me, Mr. President. That's not entirely accurate.
What, which part?
I understand you are upset over the death of your wife, but that's no excuse for making another fatal mistake.
No, the only mistake I ever made to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you as Secretary of Defense!
I don't think you understand-
HOWEVER, that is one mistake, I am thankful to say, that I don't have to live with.
Mr. President-
Mr. Nimzicki… you're fired.
He can't do that.
Well, he just, um, did.
I'm not Jewish.
Nobody's perfect.
