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Kevin

Are you a homeowner, Greg?

Greg

No, no, I rent.

Kevin

Oh.

Jack

So, things are going real, real well for you, aren't they, eh, Kevo?
'Kevin: Gosh, things have been going so great lately. I got in early on some wireless I.P.O.s, and the stuff just skyrocketed from there.

Greg

Wow.

Kevin

What about you, Greg? What line of work are you in?

Greg

I'm in health care.

Kevin

Yeah, so you know what I'm talking about. There are a lot of Benjamins to be made now with biotech stuff. I don't have to tell you that. How's your portfolio?

Greg

I'd say strong...to quite strong.

Kevin

You gotta strike while the iron's hot. Now's the time.

Jack

Greg's a male nurse.

Greg

That's right. Thank you, Jack.

Kevin

Well, that's great. That's great to give something back like that. I'd love to find time to do volunteer work. Just the other day I saw this golden retriever that-- He had like a gimp, and he couldn't really-- It made me feel terrible. I wish there was something I could do.

Greg

Yeah, well, I get paid, but also it feels, you know, good too. So it's kind of an everybody wins. What are you-- You're like a Wall Street trader?

Kevin

An investment guy? No. I mean, I'm willing to be painted with that brush. Yes, that's my day job.

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