Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2008 quotes, page 2

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Most scenes together: Peter Bretter & Rachel Jansen (8), Peter Bretter & Sarah Marshall (5), Peter Bretter & Peter Brenner (3)

Forgetting Sarah Marshall quotes

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[Sarah, having heard Rachel and Peter having sex through the wall, starts having sex with Aldous and faking a loud orgasm; Rachel and Peter realize what she's doing and have even noisier sex, trying to one-up her and vice versa. Finally, Aldous realizes what Sarah's doing and shoves her off.]

Yeah, alright, that's enough!

I made a mistake, coming here with you. You're still involved with 'im next door, in't ya?

Excuse me?

You should have seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then, we come back here, and you put on that... ghastly performance. I mean, I've heard that women fake orgasms, but I've never actually seen one. It really, deeply upset me.

You should have seen yourself at dinner! [mocking Aldous's accent] Oh, I'm Aldous Snow... bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. No, no drinks for me thanks... bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

That's a really reductive impression. If I wanted to see you act badly, I'd just watch your TV show. Which, obviously, I can't now, 'cause it's canceled.

Oh my God, you're such a prick! And, you know what?! Lemme tell you something about these tattoos, okay?! That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit!

Was that genuine, or did you fake that as well? Right, I'm gonna probably clear off, now. I'll have a little sleep for a couple of hours, but then, uh, I'm gonna probably go in the morning, okay?

[long pause]

I hate your music.

Yeah, well I **** the housekeeper the other day.

[In response to Matthew the waiter's question about how Aldous liked his CD]

Oh, I was gonna listen to your CD, but then I just went on living my life.

I would rather have my testicles spread wafer thin and then sort of pasted with honey and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals and then I would like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi.

Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.

Kunu

When life hands you lemons, just say **** the lemons and bail.