Darald Braden You've got Christ between your thighs... but with a shorter beard.
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008): in 3 of its 22 quotes
A line from Darald BradenLet me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
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Where's your wife, sir?
Darald Braden She is in bed.
How are things going with the lady?
Darald Braden Not awesome. She's complicated- like The Da Vinci Code, you know, but- harder to... crack. But life is full of lessons, you learn something new every day, so... [pause] wonder what I'm going to learn... tomorrow? Well! Good night!
Good night, sir.
Night, sir.
Darald Braden Off to find the mythical clitoris!
So! [Peter snickers into his drink] Peter, were you able to get that crying lady out of your room? 'Cause, I could send someone up, if you want.
Oh, you could?
Yeah.
That's very funny. It is.
Well, listen. The Sarah Marshall Show sucks. Who cares?
I do the music for that program. [awkward pause]
Well, did I mention that the music rocks?
[chuckles]
That's very sweet of you. That's very sweet of you to say. You don't have to say that, though. It's not music. There's no melody, it's just tones. Just dark, ominous tones. [mimics a line from the show] "The Masturbating Dog-Killer is on the loose again! He'll kill the owner, but at least the dogs are happy!" [imitates one of his 'tones' and he and Rachel both laugh]
