[bursts through the wall of Felix's jail cell]
Felix!
Felix Ralph! [jumps up; hugs Ralph] I'm so glad to see you! [lets go] Wait. No, I'm not! What do you have to say for yourself?!
Felix Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you.
Okay. Don't talk. That's fine. [dumps out a can full of the broken go-kart] But you have to fix this go-kart for me, pronto.
Felix I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so…so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through?! I ran higgeldy-piggeldy all over creation looking for you! I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then…I met the most dynamite gal. Oh. She gives me the honey glows somethin' awful. But…she rebuffed my affections. And then, I got thrown in jail!
Felix, pull yourself together!
Felix No, Ralph! You have no idea what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal! [turns away]
Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
Felix It is?
Which is why I ran off. I tried to be a good guy, but I'm not! I'm just a bad guy. But I need your help. There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart. Please, Felix, fix it! And I promise, I will never try to be good again.
[Felix smiles; pulls out his hammer]
SB Sour Bill
All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush: Princess Vanellope.
T Taffyta
[gasps]
I remember! She's our princess!
C Candlehead
Oh, that's right!
T Taffyta
We are so sorry about the way we treated you!
R Rancis
Yeah, those were, uh, jokes!
C Candlehead
I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Tut tut! As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be… executed.
T Taffyta
No, no, no, please! Please!
Felix Oh, my land!
C Calhoun
Well, this place just got interesting.
T Taffyta
[drops to her knees]
No! I don't wanna die!
T Taffyta
[hyperventilates]
I'm trying! It won't stop!
Felix [Ralph and Gene are arguing during Felix's 30th anniversary]
How about we just eat the cake?
G Gene
Hang on, Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal!
Well, then, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. Would that be the end of the world Gene?
G Gene
Now you're just being ridiculous, only good guys win medals And you sir are no good guy!
I could be a good guy if I wanted to and I could win a medal.
G Gene
Uh-huh. And when you do, come and talk to us.
And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys?!
G Gene
If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the penthouse, but it will never happen because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building.
No, I'M NOT!!!! [angrily smashes the cake and everyone gasps]
Alright, Gene. You know what? I'm gonna win a medal. Oh, I am gonna win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ever seen! A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals...WET THEIR PANTS!! And good night. Thank you for the party. [Ralph exits]
C Calhoun
Alright, Fix-It. That's everyone, now we gotta blow up this exit.
Felix But what about this game?
C Calhoun
Nothing we can do about it. Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters.
(realizes and looks toward Diet Cola Mountain)
Beacon. Stay with Felix!
