Vanellope
What are you looking at?
Ralph
You're welcome, ya rotten little thief.
Vanellope
I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin! I was gonna give it back to you as soon as I won the race!
Ralph
It's not a coin! It's a medal!
Vanellope
Coin, medal, whatever! Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.
Ralph
I can't. I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.
Vanellope
Hero's Doody? [bursts out laughing]
Ralph
It's not that kind of duty!
Vanellope
I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Doody! Ha ha ha! What'd you win the medal for, wiping? [Ralph rolls his eyes] I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!
Ralph
Listen—
Vanellope
One more, one more: why did the hero flush the toilet? Say "Why?"
Ralph
Why?
Vanellope
Because it was his "doody"!
Ralph
How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toute-suite, sister!
Vanellope
Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help ya!
Vanellope
What a moron. [to Ralph] Hey, genius! That's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna— [Ralph finally manages to smash the jawbreaker open; Vanellope gives an impressed smile] Oh…
Vanellope
Enjoy your little tantrum, Diaper-Baby?
Ralph
Leave me alone.
Vanellope
Look, you want that medal, right? And I wanna race. So here's what I'm thinkin': You help me get a new kart—a real kart—and I'll win the race and get you back your medal!
Ralph
You want me to help you?
Vanellope
All you gotta do is break somethin' for me. C'mon, what do you say, friend? [extends her hand]
Ralph
We are not friends.
Vanellope
Aw, c'mon, pal! You son-of-a-gun! C'mon, buddy! Shake on it! C'mon, chumbo! Ralph, my man! M' main man! [seriously] Hey. My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?
Ralph
You better win. [shakes Vanellope's hand]
