Batman Hey! Stop chewing on that Batarang! Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that, and then gave it to me as a present.
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in DC League of Super-Pets (2022): in 5 of its 88 quotes
A line from BatmanI miss my parents.
More lines from Batman
2 quotes Batman Batman [about Squeezy Bruce]
That better be a licensed toy or I will freak out.
Scenes with Batman
2 scenes
This is amazing!
Wonder Woman
Yes! Humanity is saved.
No! My baby made friends! [pause] If you all had pets, you'd understand.
The Flash
Y'know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord, and tore up my couch. [slumps] Man, I loved that couch.
Green Lantern
On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon, but he thought we were dating.
Aquaman
All the creatures of the sea are my friends, except for that one eel who knows what he did.
Batman Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy.
Oh. Are you allergic or...?
Batman As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats. I can still hear the screams as their dark wings flapped around me, scratching my chubby, childish flesh. I'm tormented every waking moment.
Green Lantern
[as Chip gets rubble off Green Lantern, he falls off until she catches him in her hands]
Hey, don't worry. I got you. [Chip sighs in relief]
Flash
Wow, this is so weird.
Flash
High-fiving so slow when we're both really fast. Huh.
[The Flash and Merton high-five. Now, PB faces Wonder Woman]
Princess Diana of Themyscira, I humbly present myself, Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you.
Wonder Woman
You will be a mighty warrior. And cuddle buddy.
Aquaman
[Wonder Woman hugs the pig. Nearby, Aquaman cries]
Woe is me. No one cares about the water guy.
[Keith's face appears in a puddle]
This water guy does. Hey, my name's Keith. [he climbs up to Aquaman's shoulder]
Aquaman
Aw, little piggy kisses.
[as Keith kisses his cheek, Mark smiles as he watches his friend]
Hey smokey. You're looking a little burnt out. Need a light? [lights up Mark, causing him to float]
Oh, look at me! [laughs]
Aw, come here.
I'm Mark. And your name?
Batman [Ace and Batman sit beside each other]
So, you're a dog. I am the Batman. Sorry, I'm not really great with animals.
Yeah, I'm not really great with people. Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood.
Batman As a child, my family was taken from me.
As a puppy, I was taken from my family.
Batman So I've steeled myself.
My emotions, always in check.
Both
No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses.
Ah, what the heck. [leaps on Batman and licks him, making the Dark Knight laugh]
Batman Good boy. OK, the Batman loves you, too.
