Superman: This is amazing!
Wonder Woman: Yes! Humanity is saved.
Superman: No! My baby made friends! [pause] If you all had pets, you'd understand.
The Flash: Y'know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord, and tore up my couch. [slumps] Man, I loved that couch.
Green Lantern: On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon, but he thought we were dating.
Aquaman: All the creatures of the sea are my friends, except for that one eel who knows what he did.
Batman: Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy.
Superman: Oh. Are you allergic or...?
Batman: As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats. I can still hear the screams as their dark wings flapped around me, scratching my chubby, childish flesh. I'm tormented every waking moment.
[awkward silence]
Superman: I really think a pet would be good for you.
Wonder Woman: Yes! Humanity is saved.
Superman: No! My baby made friends! [pause] If you all had pets, you'd understand.
The Flash: Y'know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord, and tore up my couch. [slumps] Man, I loved that couch.
Green Lantern: On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon, but he thought we were dating.
Aquaman: All the creatures of the sea are my friends, except for that one eel who knows what he did.
Batman: Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy.
Superman: Oh. Are you allergic or...?
Batman: As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats. I can still hear the screams as their dark wings flapped around me, scratching my chubby, childish flesh. I'm tormented every waking moment.
[awkward silence]
Superman: I really think a pet would be good for you.
Superman : This is amazing!
Wonder Woman : Yes! Humanity is saved.
Superman : No! My baby made friends! [pause] If you all had pets, you'd understand.
The Flash : Y'know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord, and tore up my couch. [slumps] Man, I loved that couch.
Green Lantern : On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon, but he thought we were dating.
Aquaman : All the creatures of the sea are my friends, except for that one eel who knows what he did.
Batman : Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy.
Superman : Oh. Are you allergic or...?
Batman : As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats. I can still hear the screams as their dark wings flapped around me, scratching my chubby, childish flesh. I'm tormented every waking moment.
[awkward silence]
Superman : I really think a pet would be good for you.
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