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Superman quotes from DC League of Super-Pets (2022)

John Krasinski

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in DC League of Super-Pets (2022): in 5 of its 88 quotes
Most scenes with: Krypto (2)

A line from Superman

What is gotten into you? Bad dog! [Krypto: What did you just call me? That is way out of line, fella. I mean, if you want…] We will talk about this when I get home.

More lines from Superman

1 quote
Superman

You forgot one thing, Lex. Unlike you, I have friends.

Scenes with Superman

3 scenes
Superman

Hey, Lois. [sees Krypto] Oh! [pause] Oh. Listen, buddy, I...

It is pie week. You choice: her or me. [flies up and growls]

Superman

What's gotten into you? [turns Krypto back] Bad dog!

[taken aback]

What did you just call me? That is way outta line, fella. I mean, if you want... [interrupted by Superman]

Superman

We'll talk about this when I get home. [closes the door when he leaves]

[sulks for a moment until the door opens, happily]

Oh, I've missed you so much!

Superman

You left Squeezy Bruce in the hallway again. [throws Squeezy Bruce]

Fine. I'll watch the crusts crisp alone. [picks up the bowl of popcorn] Bad owner! [flies in the room]

Superman

This is amazing!

Wonder Woman

Yes! Humanity is saved.

Superman

No! My baby made friends! [pause] If you all had pets, you'd understand.

The Flash

Y'know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord, and tore up my couch. [slumps] Man, I loved that couch.

Green Lantern

On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon, but he thought we were dating.

Aquaman

All the creatures of the sea are my friends, except for that one eel who knows what he did.

Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy.

Superman

Oh. Are you allergic or...?

As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats. I can still hear the screams as their dark wings flapped around me, scratching my chubby, childish flesh. I'm tormented every waking moment.

Superman
[awkward silence]

I really think a pet would be good for you.

[in a post-credit scene, Krypto and Superman are having a game of fetch with Squeezy Bruce. Krypto goes to pick it up, but something zooms by and takes it. He reveals that he's face-to-face with a black dog, Anubis, who has Squeezy Bruce in his mouth]

That's my toy.

Anubis

Then why is it in my mouth?

Black Adam
[the scene cuts to Black Adam, who floats behind Superman]

Superman.

Superman

Black Adam.

Your owner's a hero too?

Anubis
[spits out Squeezy Bruce]

Antihero. It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler. You make up your own rules and then you break 'em. Also, you can ignore most moral and ethical conventions because no one can stop you.

Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain.

Anubis

Antihero.

If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain?

Anubis

Admit he's an antihero or Black Adam will destroy you.

Very villain thing to do.

Anubis

It's a fine line. I'm not gonna lie.

Well, whatever he is, I bet he can't fly to Pluto.

Anubis

Oh, yeah? Watch him.

[Anubis zooms into space with Black Adam. Krypto picks up Squeezy Bruce and trots off]

My toy.

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