Krypto Alright, wake up, buddy! It is walk o'clock.
More lines from Krypto
13 quotes Krypto Krypto [repeated line]
Pup, up and away!
Krypto [repeated line]
Squeezy Bruce!
Krypto [about the invisible jet]
Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible. It is really more transparent.
Krypto Bad owner!
Krypto And I will remain here, posing under my secret identity. [puts on his glasses] Bark Kent!
Krypto My best friend is in danger, and you have to help me!
Krypto [jumps in front of Ace]
Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities, dog I have never met.
Krypto [about the Solar Paw Punch]
The punch causes a blast which takes out not only the villain who gets hit with the blow but the hero who throws it.
Krypto [repeated line]
Relax. We will be fine.
Krypto I started this with one best friend to save, and now I have four more.
Krypto Ace, attack! I will be fine. [Lulu: You will be a pancake!]
Krypto Super-Pets, activate!
Scenes with Krypto
13 scenes Krypto What is new with you, fellow normal dog?
Corgi
I bit the FedEx guy the other day.
Krypto Ah, fine job. Who was he working for? General Zod? The Legion of Doom?
Corgi
FedEx.
Krypto Of course! The Federation of Exes. Not to be trusted.
Corgi
[turns away]
What is taking my owner so long?
Krypto Yes. And that hurt me as well, due to the fact that I feel pain as any ordinary canine would.
Krypto "Prison break"? [flies and lands in front of Ace] Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities, dog I've never met.
The heck you talkin' about, man? You the same dog that was literally just behind me.
Krypto Impossible. That dog wore glasses. [pause] Now, surrender. I don't wanna hurt you.
Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there. You wanna throw paws? Then fine. But I should warn you, I'm ⅛ boxer!
Krypto [places his paw on Ace's face]
And ⅞ chihuahua.
Chihuahuas are vicious! [still struggling] Take that! Take a little bit of this! Tap out and I'll let you out. [Krypto yawns] Here comes the thunder! You're gonna get it! [fakes pain] AAH!!! Oh man, I'm gettin' a stitch. Yeah, I gotta take a knee. Oh, if I didn't get this stitch, I had you where I wanted you. Ah, banana! Get me-Get me a banana. Hurry up! [tries to make a run for it, but Krypto freezes him at his feet] That's cold, man.
Hey, Lois. [sees Krypto] Oh! [pause] Oh. Listen, buddy, I...
Krypto It is pie week. You choice: her or me. [flies up and growls]
What's gotten into you? [turns Krypto back] Bad dog!
Krypto [taken aback]
What did you just call me? That is way outta line, fella. I mean, if you want... [interrupted by Superman]
We'll talk about this when I get home. [closes the door when he leaves]
Krypto [sulks for a moment until the door opens, happily]
Oh, I've missed you so much!
You left Squeezy Bruce in the hallway again. [throws Squeezy Bruce]
Krypto Fine. I'll watch the crusts crisp alone. [picks up the bowl of popcorn] Bad owner! [flies in the room]
Krypto Look, I know these powers are new to you, but when one has an abundance of power, they have a certain duty to use that power to... [interrupted by Ace who is peeing]
Sorry. You were saying something?
Krypto I was making an inspiring hero speech. [Ace continues peeing] How much did you have to drink?
I had two toilet bowls and a bidet. A bidet, too, which is crazy. I didn't even know that was a thing, but it's like a dog water fountain.
Krypto You disgusting animal.
Krypto Is this really the best way to find Superman? Because to me, this just seems gross.
What do you mean gross? Smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog, next to licking any part of your body. I mean, I lick myself all the time.
Krypto Well, that explains the breath.
Krypto [sighs]
It's walk o'clock.
What o'what?
Krypto Nothing. [sits down]
Okay, 'cause it sounded like a super adorable nickname you got for your walks with your owner.
Krypto Alright. Maybe this was when me and Supes used to hang out. [sadly] Every morning, since I was a puppy.
Aw. Well, you might not have your Superman, but at least you have us. A whole super team! The Mighty Oink, Squirrelverine, Droolo.
Hey, wait, where's Shell on Wheels? Shell?
[laughs offscreen, the scene cuts to Merton talking to a construction worker hat]
What's happenin', sweet cheeks? [laughs again] Ah, I get it. The strong silent type. Who needs words?
Krypto [pause]
Man, I wish I still had my powers.
Yeah, what happened to them anyway?
Krypto I ate some green Kryptonite.
A Kryptonian's only weakness.
Why would you eat your weakness, ya dum-dum?
Krypto It was in some cheese.
A dog's only weakness.
Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once. If we're goin' off that, I'd say you probably got a solid 2 days until that thing passes. Well, unless it's a Stegosaurus, and then you just pray.
Krypto Ace, deploy canine shield.
What is a canine…?
Krypto [Krypto shoves him off the building as they fall towards the guinea pigs. Mark breathes fire at them]
Evade!
Krypto [they jump off of Ace as he is engulfed by the flames. Krypto, PB, Chip and Merton land on the ground safely as Ace lands hard on the ground]
Excellent shielding! That seemed incredibly painful.
Krypto Ace, what you did for that little girl...
Nah, it was nothin'. I just did what any dog would do.
Krypto And they just...gave you away?
I don't blame them. They were just protecting their kid.
Krypto But you saved her.
And I'd do it again. Wosrt day of my life, but I wouldn't change a thing about it.
Krypto Why not?
Well, when you love somebody, I mean, you really love them, you gotta be willin' to do anything for 'em. Even if that means letting 'em go.
Krypto Even if it hurts?
Hmph. Especially then. You know what they say about dogs, don't you?
Krypto Never feed us chocolate.
We love unconditionally.
Whiskers
[laughs maniacally]
I'm gonna rip you limb from limb.
Krypto Okay, Chip, time to light that kitty up.
But what if the demonic laser gato devours me, or all of us, or she only spares me and I forever CARRY THE GUILT OF SURVIVAL?
Krypto Chip, we all go to dark places. I thought about throwing Lois Lane in the ocean. But you can't spend the rest of your life stuck in your own head.
You're right. It is really scary in here. [gains confidence] Okay, you can do this, Chip. Get out of your HEAD! [lightning shoots from his hands]
Krypto [Ace, Merton, PB, and Chip are trying to break free]
It's no use. These cells were designed to keep anyone with powers from escaping. You'd have to be as strong as Superman to get out.
But we can't just give up.
Krypto There's a difference between giving up and knowing when it's over.
Mm-mm! No way. Not for superheroes.
Krypto I'm not a superhero. I'm not even a good dog. When I was a puppy, I promised I'd watch over Superman. And I failed, all because I was jealous of Lois.
Who wouldn't be? Have you seen those bangs? Ba-bang!
Krypto Superman was my only friend, and I was afraid to lose that.
But you can't blame yourself.
Krypto I'm the only one to blame. If I really was his friend, I'd have been there for him no matter what. My father was right. My problem is me. [a single tear falls from his eyes] I'm sorry.
Nah, man. You're good. You're just finally being real with yourself. You can't have justice without truth.
Krypto Thanks, Ace. But it's too late.
Krypto What do you mean?
You're flying.
Krypto What? [discovers that his powers are back] I'm... My powers. I'm back!
The Kryptonite has left the dog.
[as Krypto watches the ship launch high towards the atmosphere, the melting Keith and cinched Mark crawl toward him while coughing]
Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.
When it leaves the atmosphere, it'll implode.
Krypto I'm coming for you, Superman.
[Krypto flies up toward the rocket]
[Krypto wakes from unconsciousness and finds Ace on top of him]
Ah... Man, it sucks bein' a canine shield. [stands up] I think my teeth are still glowing.
Krypto You saved my life, man.
Yeah, well, you were in the middle of saving ours.
Krypto You know what they say about dogs?
Krypto Don't make me take it back. [they both shake paws]
Krypto [in a post-credit scene, Krypto and Superman are having a game of fetch with Squeezy Bruce. Krypto goes to pick it up, but something zooms by and takes it. He reveals that he's face-to-face with a black dog, Anubis, who has Squeezy Bruce in his mouth]
That's my toy.
Anubis
Then why is it in my mouth?
Black Adam
[the scene cuts to Black Adam, who floats behind Superman]
Superman.
Black Adam.
Krypto Your owner's a hero too?
Anubis
[spits out Squeezy Bruce]
Antihero. It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler. You make up your own rules and then you break 'em. Also, you can ignore most moral and ethical conventions because no one can stop you.
Krypto Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain.
Anubis
Antihero.
Krypto If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain?
Anubis
Admit he's an antihero or Black Adam will destroy you.
Krypto Very villain thing to do.
Anubis
It's a fine line. I'm not gonna lie.
Krypto Well, whatever he is, I bet he can't fly to Pluto.
Anubis
Oh, yeah? Watch him.
Krypto [Anubis zooms into space with Black Adam. Krypto picks up Squeezy Bruce and trots off]
My toy.
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