Lulu [repeated line]
Hamster?
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in DC League of Super-Pets (2022): in 7 of its 88 quotes
Most scenes with: Lex Luthor (2)
Kal-El, son of Jor-El, I am Lulu, daughter of Cinnamon, and you will kneel before me! [squeaking]
More lines from Lulu
4 quotes Lulu Lulu [to Mercy]
Shove it. I'm his favorite henchman, not you, you piece of [squeaking]
Lulu Oh, you want the truth? The boots are a bit much.
Lulu What is this, Paw Patrol?
Scenes with Lulu
2 scenes Lulu [now, we see a close-up of Lulu's face]
Terrifying villains, deadly assassins, I have come to recruit you for a siege of murderous savagery! [staring at Lulu, ten guinea pigs, two of them, and each one of them, in each cage, munch on food] My fellow, furrier guinea pigs. I have sought you out because you're apex predators. Gods amongst men! [still munching, the guinea pigs continue to stare at her] OK, look. Pig to pig, I need your help because my owner has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle. [with her powers, Lulu summons a TV which shows a newscast of Lex]
Newscaster
[voiceover]
Thwarted by the Justice League, Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars.
I'll destroy you all!
Lulu [the TV pauses]
That's my best friend. [chuckles] And mentor. Best friend and mentor. Ahem. [presses play on the remote with her foot]
Newscaster
[voiceover]
Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals, Stryker's Island is the world's most inescapable prison.
Lulu Which is where you dorks come in. You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta this dump, I'm gonna need an army. [she rips open the doors of the cages as the guinea pigs squeak]
[The camera then focuses on two guinea pigs; a white one, and a brown one. The white guinea pig's name is Keith, and the brown one's name is Mark]
Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here.
Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, all-you-can-drink water. [beside him, a dark gray guinea pig drinks water from a sipping bottle]
We even have Spanish class every miercoles.
Lulu Uh, you have nothing... [holds the shard of orange Kryptonite] ...until you've licked from the cold steel straw of power!
[the guineas pigs walk out of their cages and toward the glowing orange light]
[a mid-credit scene. That night, in the park, Lex is still in one of the animal cages]
Hello? Excuse me, it's me. Aren't any adorable animals gonna let me out? Maybe a cat? How about a cat?
Whiskers
Nope. [prances pass]
Lulu [in the hot dog cart, Lulu floats on her back while being surrounded by hot dogs]
I always knew this is how it would end for me.
Lulu [suddenly, her tag in her ear blinks. A torch cuts a hole through the lid. A silhouetted figure, wearing Lex's powersuit, removes it. Lulu shields her eyes as she looks up at the silhouetted figure. It's Mercy]
Oh, it's you. Hi.
Mercy
Let's be honest. The 2 of us are the real brains behind this operation. Forget Lex. We should team up. So, what do you say? [lowers the powersuit's hand to Lulu] Do you wanna come live in a studio apartment?
Lulu Like, with you? Like, pet-owner situation? Alright, lemme think. Yes, yes! The answer is yes! [climbs onto the hand] So, just something to know about me. I'm passionate about world domination, and my nails need to be trimmed twice a month.
[Mercy flies off with Lulu]
