Keith Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here.
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in DC League of Super-Pets (2022): in 7 of its 88 quotes
Most scenes with: Mark (3)
This water guy does. Hey, my name's Keith.
More lines from Keith
3 quotes Keith Keith We even have Spanish class every miercoles.
Keith We can answer that.
Scenes with Keith
3 scenes
[now, we see a close-up of Lulu's face]
Terrifying villains, deadly assassins, I have come to recruit you for a siege of murderous savagery! [staring at Lulu, ten guinea pigs, two of them, and each one of them, in each cage, munch on food] My fellow, furrier guinea pigs. I have sought you out because you're apex predators. Gods amongst men! [still munching, the guinea pigs continue to stare at her] OK, look. Pig to pig, I need your help because my owner has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle. [with her powers, Lulu summons a TV which shows a newscast of Lex]
Newscaster
[voiceover]
Thwarted by the Justice League, Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars.
I'll destroy you all!
[the TV pauses]
That's my best friend. [chuckles] And mentor. Best friend and mentor. Ahem. [presses play on the remote with her foot]
Newscaster
[voiceover]
Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals, Stryker's Island is the world's most inescapable prison.
Which is where you dorks come in. You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta this dump, I'm gonna need an army. [she rips open the doors of the cages as the guinea pigs squeak]
Keith [The camera then focuses on two guinea pigs; a white one, and a brown one. The white guinea pig's name is Keith, and the brown one's name is Mark]
Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here.
Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, all-you-can-drink water. [beside him, a dark gray guinea pig drinks water from a sipping bottle]
Keith We even have Spanish class every miercoles.
Uh, you have nothing... [holds the shard of orange Kryptonite] ...until you've licked from the cold steel straw of power!
[the guineas pigs walk out of their cages and toward the glowing orange light]
[as Krypto watches the ship launch high towards the atmosphere, the melting Keith and cinched Mark crawl toward him while coughing]
Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.
Keith When it leaves the atmosphere, it'll implode.
I'm coming for you, Superman.
[Krypto flies up toward the rocket]
Green Lantern
[as Chip gets rubble off Green Lantern, he falls off until she catches him in her hands]
Hey, don't worry. I got you. [Chip sighs in relief]
Flash
Wow, this is so weird.
Flash
High-fiving so slow when we're both really fast. Huh.
[The Flash and Merton high-five. Now, PB faces Wonder Woman]
Princess Diana of Themyscira, I humbly present myself, Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you.
Wonder Woman
You will be a mighty warrior. And cuddle buddy.
Aquaman
[Wonder Woman hugs the pig. Nearby, Aquaman cries]
Woe is me. No one cares about the water guy.
Keith [Keith's face appears in a puddle]
This water guy does. Hey, my name's Keith. [he climbs up to Aquaman's shoulder]
Aquaman
Aw, little piggy kisses.
[as Keith kisses his cheek, Mark smiles as he watches his friend]
Hey smokey. You're looking a little burnt out. Need a light? [lights up Mark, causing him to float]
Oh, look at me! [laughs]
Aw, come here.
I'm Mark. And your name?
[Ace and Batman sit beside each other]
So, you're a dog. I am the Batman. Sorry, I'm not really great with animals.
Yeah, I'm not really great with people. Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood.
As a child, my family was taken from me.
As a puppy, I was taken from my family.
So I've steeled myself.
My emotions, always in check.
Both
No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses.
Ah, what the heck. [leaps on Batman and licks him, making the Dark Knight laugh]
Good boy. OK, the Batman loves you, too.
