Lex Luthor quotes from DC League of Super-Pets (2022)

View Quote [has orange Kryptonite in his hand] I am what I was always meant to become!

View Quote I will destroy you all!

View Quote Any last words? Mm! I love saying that.

View Quote [last words, sighs] I always knew this is how it would end for me.

View Quote [now, we see a close-up of Lulu's face]
Lulu: Terrifying villains, deadly assassins, I have come to recruit you for a siege of murderous savagery! [staring at Lulu, ten guinea pigs, two of them, and each one of them, in each cage, munch on food] My fellow, furrier guinea pigs. I have sought you out because you're apex predators. Gods amongst men! [still munching, the guinea pigs continue to stare at her] OK, look. Pig to pig, I need your help because my owner has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle. [with her powers, Lulu summons a TV which shows a newscast of Lex]
Newscaster: [voiceover] Thwarted by the Justice League, Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars.
Lex: I'll destroy you all!
[the TV pauses]
Lulu: That's my best friend. [chuckles] And mentor. Best friend and mentor. Ahem. [presses play on the remote with her foot]
Newscaster: [voiceover] Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals, Stryker's Island is the world's most inescapable prison.
Lulu: Which is where you dorks come in. You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta this dump, I'm gonna need an army. [she rips open the doors of the cages as the guinea pigs squeak]
[The camera then focuses on two guinea pigs; a white one, and a brown one. The white guinea pig's name is Keith, and the brown one's name is Mark]
Keith: Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here.
Mark: Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, all-you-can-drink water. [beside him, a dark gray guinea pig drinks water from a sipping bottle]
Keith: We even have Spanish class every miercoles.
Lulu: Uh, you have nothing... [holds the shard of orange Kryptonite] ...until you've licked from the cold steel straw of power!
[the guineas pigs walk out of their cages and toward the glowing orange light]

View Quote [a mid-credit scene. That night, in the park, Lex is still in one of the animal cages]
Lex: Hello? Excuse me, it's me. Aren't any adorable animals gonna let me out? Maybe a cat? How about a cat?
Whiskers: Nope. [prances pass]
Lex: [sighs] I always knew this is how it would end for me.
[in the hot dog cart, Lulu floats on her back while being surrounded by hot dogs]
Lulu: I always knew this is how it would end for me.
[suddenly, her tag in her ear blinks. A torch cuts a hole through the lid. A silhouetted figure, wearing Lex's powersuit, removes it. Lulu shields her eyes as she looks up at the silhouetted figure. It's Mercy]
Lulu: Oh, it's you. Hi.
Mercy: Let's be honest. The 2 of us are the real brains behind this operation. Forget Lex. We should team up. So, what do you say? [lowers the powersuit's hand to Lulu] Do you wanna come live in a studio apartment?
Lulu: Like, with you? Like, pet-owner situation? Alright, lemme think. Yes, yes! The answer is yes! [climbs onto the hand] So, just something to know about me. I'm passionate about world domination, and my nails need to be trimmed twice a month.
[Mercy flies off with Lulu]