Merton You win this round, lettuce.
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6 quotes Merton Merton In your face, lettuce! [eats a leaf of lettuce]
Merton [to a Garfield window clinger]
What's happening, handsome? Come on, we are both grown-ups. Do not leave me hanging, okay? [chuckles]
Merton None of you are turtles! This explains so much!
Merton I am fast now, but I still cannot see [bleep].
Merton Ring, ring! Hello, who is there? The League of Super-Pets!
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What o'what?
Nothing. [sits down]
Okay, 'cause it sounded like a super adorable nickname you got for your walks with your owner.
Alright. Maybe this was when me and Supes used to hang out. [sadly] Every morning, since I was a puppy.
Aw. Well, you might not have your Superman, but at least you have us. A whole super team! The Mighty Oink, Squirrelverine, Droolo.
Hey, wait, where's Shell on Wheels? Shell?
Merton [laughs offscreen, the scene cuts to Merton talking to a construction worker hat]
What's happenin', sweet cheeks? [laughs again] Ah, I get it. The strong silent type. Who needs words?
Yeah, what happened to them anyway?
I ate some green Kryptonite.
A Kryptonian's only weakness.
Merton Why would you eat your weakness, ya dum-dum?
It was in some cheese.
A dog's only weakness.
Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once. If we're goin' off that, I'd say you probably got a solid 2 days until that thing passes. Well, unless it's a Stegosaurus, and then you just pray.
[Ace, Merton, PB, and Chip are trying to break free]
It's no use. These cells were designed to keep anyone with powers from escaping. You'd have to be as strong as Superman to get out.
But we can't just give up.
There's a difference between giving up and knowing when it's over.
Mm-mm! No way. Not for superheroes.
I'm not a superhero. I'm not even a good dog. When I was a puppy, I promised I'd watch over Superman. And I failed, all because I was jealous of Lois.
Merton Who wouldn't be? Have you seen those bangs? Ba-bang!
Superman was my only friend, and I was afraid to lose that.
But you can't blame yourself.
I'm the only one to blame. If I really was his friend, I'd have been there for him no matter what. My father was right. My problem is me. [a single tear falls from his eyes] I'm sorry.
Nah, man. You're good. You're just finally being real with yourself. You can't have justice without truth.
Thanks, Ace. But it's too late.
What do you mean?
You're flying.
What? [discovers that his powers are back] I'm... My powers. I'm back!
Merton The Kryptonite has left the dog.
Green Lantern
[as Chip gets rubble off Green Lantern, he falls off until she catches him in her hands]
Hey, don't worry. I got you. [Chip sighs in relief]
Merton [The Flash run toward Merton]
OK, what's happening?
Flash
Wow, this is so weird.
Merton [squeals]
So beautiful!
Flash
High-fiving so slow when we're both really fast. Huh.
[The Flash and Merton high-five. Now, PB faces Wonder Woman]
Princess Diana of Themyscira, I humbly present myself, Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you.
Wonder Woman
You will be a mighty warrior. And cuddle buddy.
Aquaman
[Wonder Woman hugs the pig. Nearby, Aquaman cries]
Woe is me. No one cares about the water guy.
[Keith's face appears in a puddle]
This water guy does. Hey, my name's Keith. [he climbs up to Aquaman's shoulder]
Aquaman
Aw, little piggy kisses.
[as Keith kisses his cheek, Mark smiles as he watches his friend]
Hey smokey. You're looking a little burnt out. Need a light? [lights up Mark, causing him to float]
Oh, look at me! [laughs]
Aw, come here.
I'm Mark. And your name?
[Ace and Batman sit beside each other]
So, you're a dog. I am the Batman. Sorry, I'm not really great with animals.
Yeah, I'm not really great with people. Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood.
As a child, my family was taken from me.
As a puppy, I was taken from my family.
So I've steeled myself.
My emotions, always in check.
Both
No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses.
Ah, what the heck. [leaps on Batman and licks him, making the Dark Knight laugh]
Good boy. OK, the Batman loves you, too.
